2-Pack: Cool On The Go Clip Fan w/ Lanyard
Our Take
- Some little fans when you need a breeze
- Everyone loves a lanyard
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
In a horrifying April Fools prank, a bomb will explode if the hero lets his body termperature reach 98.7 degrees. It’s Saw meets Speed and maybe a little bit of Crank. I haven’t seen Crank but the whole thing seems pretty self-evident, so we’re going with it.
Anyway, the fan might help with the body temperature a little bit. There’s probably also some of that ice bath stuff that’s so hot right now.
See how many human optimization podcasters we’ve managed to round up for this nonsense in… April Fools.
Sean’s pitch
They thought they were playing a funny prank by giving him a clip fan to “cool his temper.”
They didn’t realize they were giving him a set of blades he could carry with him at all time. Not super strong blades, but still.
Also, a lanyard.
What will he do with the lanyard? Find out in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
