2-Pack: Bernini Easy Grip Garden Hose Nozzle
Our Take
- So easy to hold
- Unlike some nozzles
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
The wicked witch knew she’d melt if exposed to water, but thought it’d be fun to prank her cousin, Captain Hook, anyway. He wasn’t impressed, but surely he can’t operate a hose to exact his revenge, right?
He’d need some sort of easy-grip garden hose for that. Oh no.
Catch the Wizard of Oz sequel to the Wizard of Oz prequel with a Peter Pan crossover, in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
“I don’t think you’re supposed to water the tulips with blood,” said Amy.
“I know that,” said Derrick. “It’s just what came out of the spigot.”
It might just be a prank carried out by the neighborhood kids, or something much more sinister in… April Fools!
(Although, if it were real blood, it would be pretty sinister no matter who carried it out, right? Why am I asking myself questions? Why am I prolonging this?)
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
