2-Pack: Anamalz Bendable Wooden Dinosaur Toys
- Give a child the gift of those toys in home and garden magazine ads
- The classy wooden ones artfully placed on the low-pile rug
- The sort you never think about until you happen to see them
- They’re bendable and pretty fun
The Medi-Oscars
Pulling back its blanket, Rosemary beheld her child for the first time and backed away, aghast. Her eyes were wide open. She covered her mouth so as not to scream.
“What have you done to it!” cried Rosemary to the observers seated in the room. “What have you done to its eyes?”
A tiny purple hand reaches up to pull back the drape, and the cradle’s occupant rises precociously, a long pointed ear entering view before the rest of its hideous countenance. To everyone’s shock, it says, “Lady, my eyes should be the least of your worries.”
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2-Pack: Anamalz Bendable Wooden Dinosaur Toys 11
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Happy Birthday to Meh 124
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How long have you been visiting Meh? 35
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$10 IRKs - did we just get played?? 33 -
Absurd Trolley Problems 36 -
On the run.. 39 -
Is Charlie Doggo who I think it is? 1 -
The disgustingly delicious candy canes you forgot to buy 32