2-Pack: Aduro Surge Shelf Multi-Charging Station with 6 Outlets & 3 USB Ports

  • A two-pack of hyper-versatile charging stations
  • Traditional outlets, plus USBs
  • Handy removable shelf
  • Model: USB-4-D4Y5
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Charging every which way

What is there to know about this charging station?

This charging station has so many outlets that you could have used it to power everything in your IKEA entertainment center with integrated CD racks in 1998.

This charging station has so many outlets that there’s a good chance you’ll leave one empty because something you own will always have a bullshit plug on it that gets in the way of the socket next to it.

This charging station has so many outlets that using them all would create such a clusterfuck of devices that they need to give you a little shelf to help you manage them all.

This charging station has so many outlets that it looks like a beach town that peaked in 2010 and is now decaying into more empty real estate than the seasonal Halloween stores can fill.

There’s a lot of outlets, is what we’re saying. Did we mention that three of them are USB?

Because this charging station has so many USB ports that you might be able to get something plugged in upside-right on the first try.

This charging station has so many USB ports that it violates indecency laws in three southern U.S. states.

This charging station has so many USB ports that Apple wants $2,000 for it.

It’s a very versatile solution for your personal charging needs, is what we’re saying.

It’s so versatile that we’re going to send you two—change your life with them.

It’s so versatile that you can choose black or white—match your drapes to them.

It’s so versatile that it has trapped us in an infinite loop of this repetitive yet engaging content format.

And so it goes.

And goes.

And goes.

It goes so much that…you know what, never mind. Please just order.

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