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2-Pack: 360 Electrical 4-Port USB Hub with 6FT Braided Cord and Charging Cables
- Braided cords that end in 4 USB ports
- You get two of them (+ 2 USB-C & 2 Lightning cables)
- Use them bedside, couchside, or wherever you please
- 24 watts of power
- Are they available in Georgia Red: Nope, just some colors like navy blue, which can’t possibly be a team’s color, right?
Ports A-plenty
When you run a deal-a-day site, something interesting happens. By virtue of the fact that you don’t just put up everything for sale all the time, the products we offer sometimes take on a sense of seasonality that they don’t, in reality, possess.
Take these things for example. They’re braided cords that end in four USB ports. You can put them on your desk or your bedside table (or, since it’s a two-pack, your desk and your bedside table), and presto: you’ve always got a charging port at the ready.
Now, there’s nothing particularly fall-y about them. They don’t boast an autumnal design. They’re not printed with cheeky quips about pumpkin spice. They don’t emit the scent of baked apple and cinnamon. They’re just, like, cords with USB ports.
But don’t they sorta feel perfect for this time of year?
After all, the leaves aren’t the only things that fall in fall. The temperatures do too. As does darkness, earlier and earlier each night. And we don’t mean to be dreary saying all this. Because we don’t view this as a dreary time of year. What’s great about fall is that you have permission to get cozy as hell.
Put on a ratty shirt and apron, turn on a podcast, and start cooking an elaborate Sunday supper at two in the afternoon. Or take a Tuesday night to snuggle up on the couch in your PJ pants and favorite blanket to enjoy the three T’s: tea, Tik, and Tok. Or, hell, bundle up a bit, throw on your smartwatch, and head out for a cold-weather jog on a Saturday morning, knowing that hot coffee and a long, luxurious bath await you upon your return.
It sounds delightful, doesn’t it? As long as, you know, your devices are charged. Which they will be if you’ve got a couple of these things.
Hence, they feel fall-y.
But then again, if we offer these same things in May, they’ll seem perfect for the approaching summer. They’ll keep your bluetooth speaker charged for taking to the park to add some ambiance to the picnic or your phone fully juiced up to scan the menu QR code while you’re out with friends for margs at your favorite patio.
Point is: you should buy them. For now. For later. For whenever.