2-for-Tuesday: Samba Glass Insulated Pitchers
- You get two of these insulated 34-ounce pitchers, suitable for any occasion and almost any liquid (not, like, acid or poison)
- Choose a color and both in your pair will be that color, but if you buy multiple pairs, you can choose different colors for each pair
- Push button, pour beverage
- Rosalin glass liner surrounded by a high-impact plastic shell surrounded by a world gone mad
- Made in Germany so you know it’ll be competent and efficient, if a little emotionally reserved
- Model: E504235 (hmm, sounds suspiciously like a model number they just made up on the spot)
Leaner than Koufax. Meaner than Gibson. Cleaner than Clemens.
What do baseball’s greatest pitchers have in common? Not their overpowering fastballs: the great finesse pitchers relied on a repertoire of curves and sliders. Not their pinpoint control: some power pitchers gave up a lot of walks along with all those strikeouts. Not their longevity or durability: some of the most brilliant careers flamed out after a decade or so.
No, the one thing baseball’s greatest pitchers have in common is that they sucked at keeping your coffee hot and your ice water cold.
This Emsa Samba Insulated Server is not that kind of pitcher. It specializes in keeping your beverages at optimal temperature, and dispensing them with the press of a button. Fill it with any liquid, hot or cold, and its face stays as impassive as Bob Gibson’s intimidating glare. Its durable German-made construction means it should last longer than Sandy Koufax’s 12-year career.
Yes, however far you stretch this ridiculous, corny pitcher/pitcher pun, you’ll find that the Emsa Samba ranks up there with the all-time great pitchers. Send it out to the mound when you need an attractive, effective beverage server for any occasion. Or you can just send it out to the table, if you’re one of those people who doesn’t have a mound in your house.
As for Roger Clemens, well, the Rosalin durable glass liner and the high-impact plastic casing are the Emsa Samba’s only performance-enhancing substances.
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