Today's SideDeal
Instant Regret Kit -

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2.5 Carat Cubic Zirconia Necklace with Matching Earrings

  • The necklace? Not diamonds.
  • But the earrings?? Also not diamonds.
  • Very lovely regardless, though!
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
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Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon

Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.

The Deal: Fake diamond necklace with fake diamond earrings

The Objectively Perfect Recipient: Your fake new year’s date

But Also Fine For: Anyone who enjoys the sparkle but not the human rights abuses

So far today...

  • 190040 of you visited.
  • 37% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 285 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 48 of these.
  • There’s still some left.
  • That’s $528 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?