2-Pack: 2.5 Carat Cubic Zirconia Necklace with Matching Earrings
Twinning: a 2-pack Meh-rathon
“Look, you say you wanted to prove your twins wrong,” Gil/Cork said. “But you’ve done no such thing. Really, you’ve proven them exactly right. They had the opportunity of a lifetime, and you screwed it up for them for nothing more than shits and giggles.”
The twins all looked sullen at their various stations.
“Wow, I guess I never thought about it that way,” Horner said.
“Yeah, I’m the worst, aren’t I?” Paul said.
“We all are,” Laney said. “And boy, do I wish my sister were here right now, so I could tell her how sorry I am for all I’ve done.”
Just then, a computer voice boomed through the deck. “Spacecraft requesting permission to dock. Scanning, scanning, scanning. Status assessed: friendly. Docking protocol engaged.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.

