2-Pack: 2.5 Carat Cubic Zirconia Necklace with Matching Earrings

  • 4 earrings total
  • 2 necklaces
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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Twinning: a 2-pack Meh-rathon

“Look, you say you wanted to prove your twins wrong,” Gil/Cork said. “But you’ve done no such thing. Really, you’ve proven them exactly right. They had the opportunity of a lifetime, and you screwed it up for them for nothing more than shits and giggles.”

The twins all looked sullen at their various stations.

“Wow, I guess I never thought about it that way,” Horner said.

“Yeah, I’m the worst, aren’t I?” Paul said.

“We all are,” Laney said. “And boy, do I wish my sister were here right now, so I could tell her how sorry I am for all I’ve done.”

Just then, a computer voice boomed through the deck. “Spacecraft requesting permission to dock. Scanning, scanning, scanning. Status assessed: friendly. Docking protocol engaged.”

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