2.5 Carat Cubic Zirconia Necklace with Matching Earrings

  • Looks like diamonds
  • (Is not diamonds)
  • But looks like diamonds!
  • Why it works for Valentine’s Day: proceed with caution
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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Matches Made In Retail — A Meh-rathon

Love is in the air. Buckle up for a weekend full of hand-picked deals on products with unironically romantic backstories. If it can’t be at the center of an old Hollywood meet cute, we ain’t selling it.

Bro One: “Bro, my ex girlfriend said something about subverting traditional norms and bought me a bunch of jewelry last year. Let’s pawn it.”

Bro Two (looking through jeweler’s loupe): “Maybe don’t, bro.”

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  • 462338 of you visited.
  • 29% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 323 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 32 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $448 total.
  • (including shipping)

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