2.5 Carat Cubic Zirconia Necklace with Matching Earrings
- Looks like diamonds
- (Is not diamonds)
- But looks like diamonds!
- Why it works for Valentine’s Day: proceed with caution
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Matches Made In Retail — A Meh-rathon
Love is in the air. Buckle up for a weekend full of hand-picked deals on products with unironically romantic backstories. If it can’t be at the center of an old Hollywood meet cute, we ain’t selling it.
Bro One: “Bro, my ex girlfriend said something about subverting traditional norms and bought me a bunch of jewelry last year. Let’s pawn it.”
Bro Two (looking through jeweler’s loupe): “Maybe don’t, bro.”