12-Pack: Sow Good Freeze Dried Sweet & Sour Candy
Our Take
- Spheres, squares, and bites… freeze dried
- Some sweet, some sour (your choice!)
- The bites & squares are roughly skittle-size
- The spheres are the size of small grapes
- 4.0-4.2oz per bag, so you’re getting at least 3 pounds here
- Best by June-September 2027
- Can they make a margarita: No, but maybe you could make a weird sweet&sour syrup by cooking some of these down? (We’re not saying you should, just that maybe you could)
Ah, Delicious Shapes
Freeze-dried candy: it’s not just for astronauts anymore!
Although, was it ever?
I associate the preparation technique with space because I went to some space-related museum as a child, where my parents purchased freeze-dried ice cream for me and my brother. We were so excited by the prospect of ice cream that didn’t melt, and then somewhat perplexed by the actual eating experience.
Anyway, I’m getting off topic. We’ve got some candy today. Specifically, we’ve got some sour spheres, some sweet spheres, some sweet squares, and some sweet bites (which, based on a product photo, appear to be mostly spherical).
The truth is, we don’t really know what else to say. Over on Amazon, many people like these, some do not, and some seem to enjoy them but find them too expensive.
Now, while we can’t tell you whether you’ll fit into the first or second category, we can assure you that you won’t end up in the last one. Because we’re selling 12-packs for cheaper for about the same price Amazon sells most 2-packs.
With that being said, we understand that some of you might be more inclined to eat savory snacks. Which means, you might need help developing the sweet tooth required for something like this.
That’s why we recommend some sweet reading before you dig in. No, we’re not talking about picking up a treacly, sentimental romance novel. Instead, we recommend checking out something serious and enriching by a sweet author, such as:
- Lemony Snickers
- Jhumpa La-Haribo
- Almond Joyce Carol Oates
- Ayn (100 G)rand
- Ernest Hem&mingway
- Dave CadBarry
- Ann Rice Krispie
- Mr Goobarbara Pym
- PauRolo Coehlo
- Patricia CandyCornwell
Otherwise, you can grab the latest selection from Reese’s (But Not That Reese’s) Bookclub.
Yeah, fine. These puns are really stupid. But admit it, you laughed a little bit at Ernest Hem&mingway.
Anyway, we’ve got freeze-dried candy for you to try.
