Yeah. No. I’d have to be pretty lazy to be unable to swish a brush around in the toilet. Just when I need it, it needs a recharge. And, I would not buy anything that this loud, obnoxious guy pitches.
@alacrity
We never thought this before but my goodness does Hedley Lamarr look like my dad! I’m not sure that’s something I want to be admitting to… Sorry dad!
The loud, obnoxious guy is at least right about one thing: silicone is a game changer as far as toilet brushes go. I got a non-motorized silicone toilet brush (probably from here) and it is shockingly much better than the bristle style: primarily no “cling-ons”. There’s almost never any disgusting gunk after a bowl clean
I’m tempted to get one of these and worst case it’ll probably work on the kitchen sink and counter top compost bin
@paulmakepeace silicone brushes were brought to us at work a couple years ago (I work at a brewery) and they were decidedly worse than regular cheapo brushes. Before then I didn’t know there were shitty (ha) toilet brushes but I learned. They were terrible, unless the same person blasted poo and superglue in all three toilets every day. I went to the grocery store and replaced them on my own money.
Scrubbing toilets is back-breaking manual labor that I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy. That’s why I use the all new, patent pending, revolutionary, one of a kind, commercial grade, industrial strength Dookie Dolloper 5,000-DD (Double D)! Watch and behold the awesome shit slinging power of the wand as the hundreds of bristles latch onto even the most stubborn taco Tuesday inspired toilet war crimes and rapidly launch load after load up n outta the bowl to create a pristine white china finish with a sporty brown racing stripe behind every ‘rhea remnant! Order yours now and we’ll even include a miniature version, the Doodoo Doucher 350-D, with a versatile range of applications, such as reaching those all too tough to access nooks n crannies, stepping up as a travel toothbrush in a pinch, cause it happens to us all, or even for arts n crafts with the kids.
That’s Joe Fowler. Before he hosted infomercials and schlepped gadgets, he was a sportscaster with local news television station KSAT in San Antonio, TX. My dad hated him because Joe’s passion for sports was expressed through yelling…lots and lots of yelling. He did that for 4 years, and left. I don’t think a whole lot of people missed seeing him go.
@airmo Oh. Oh no. I’m glad I missed that and was forewarned. …What a strange marketing strategy. Maybe if they’d pitched it as a shower tile cleaner instead, as punkynpye suggested above, it would have sold better
@Bladesosteel Perhaps it’s supposed to be used with the toilet lid closed…? Akin to determining if the fridge light goes out when you close the door. The Zen of Toilet Maintenance.
Gag gift! Verified purchaser says Hey, just got my Unicorn pooswishertm. Loaded her up with a full charge and inserted. I recommend rewiring with a switch that then turns it off because I could not un-insert so to speak until the spinning action (ample, BTW) motor (again, ample) drained the charge. I then exhausted, read the directions and, well, realized my error. Trust me I stood there agape at my assumption of it’s use. It’s a powered toilet brush and who needs that?
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: Horsepower Unicorn Toilet Brush
Model: 18035-12
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$49.98 (for 2) at Walmart
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Dec 22 - Friday, Dec 26
Why are the unicorns using the toilet?
@yakkoTDI
/giphy squatty potty
@yakkoTDI eh, I was going for the unicorn rainbow poo. I think I’ll stop here.
@therealjrn @yakkoTDI
@ircon96 @yakkoTDI Please forgive me.
Motorized spinning head to really increase splash back potential!
@medz That was my first thought as well…
ewww…
I’d rather have unicorn power horse toilet brushes.
This thing seems like a good way to fling fecal matter halfway across the bathroom.
@NickFerg I came here and logged in just to comment about this as well…disgusting…
@AmeliaStar @NickFerg Halfway? I will wait for the upgrade.
@NickFerg
Fecal matter flying across the room…
Or at least straight up into your mouth!
🫣
NO THANKS!
And, THIS is the last thing I’d want to be bringing to my charging station…
Jus sayen! 
@NickFerg 300rpm of pure flinging POWAH!!!
@bbf @NickFerg
FTFY
@NickFerg I came here to add: Spots on the Wall by Who Flung Poo.
@Lynnerizer @NickFerg A lesson learned, never talk while cleaning out the litter box, or in this scenario, while power washing the toilet.
I clean my toilet by pushing down on the flush lever.
But how far will it fling my pooh sprinkles?
let me tell you, when you have a toilet unicorn infestation, you quickly learn to check before sitting down.
Yeah. No. I’d have to be pretty lazy to be unable to swish a brush around in the toilet. Just when I need it, it needs a recharge. And, I would not buy anything that this loud, obnoxious guy pitches.
@alacrity
Sorry dad! 
We never thought this before but my goodness does Hedley Lamarr look like my dad! I’m not sure that’s something I want to be admitting to…
This seems like it has the potential to create a bigger problem than it solves.
@Zott we all saw that puddin’ splattering everywhere, right?
@ardycake @Zott yep!
The loud, obnoxious guy is at least right about one thing: silicone is a game changer as far as toilet brushes go. I got a non-motorized silicone toilet brush (probably from here) and it is shockingly much better than the bristle style: primarily no “cling-ons”. There’s almost never any disgusting gunk after a bowl clean
I’m tempted to get one of these and worst case it’ll probably work on the kitchen sink and counter top compost bin
@paulmakepeace silicone brushes were brought to us at work a couple years ago (I work at a brewery) and they were decidedly worse than regular cheapo brushes. Before then I didn’t know there were shitty (ha) toilet brushes but I learned. They were terrible, unless the same person blasted poo and superglue in all three toilets every day. I went to the grocery store and replaced them on my own money.
Scrubbing toilets is back-breaking manual labor that I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy. That’s why I use the all new, patent pending, revolutionary, one of a kind, commercial grade, industrial strength Dookie Dolloper 5,000-DD (Double D)! Watch and behold the awesome shit slinging power of the wand as the hundreds of bristles latch onto even the most stubborn taco Tuesday inspired toilet war crimes and rapidly launch load after load up n outta the bowl to create a pristine white china finish with a sporty brown racing stripe behind every ‘rhea remnant! Order yours now and we’ll even include a miniature version, the Doodoo Doucher 350-D, with a versatile range of applications, such as reaching those all too tough to access nooks n crannies, stepping up as a travel toothbrush in a pinch, cause it happens to us all, or even for arts n crafts with the kids.
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
@MattDaemon “taco Tuesday inspired toilet war crimes”…that’s gold, Jerry, gold!!!
@MattDaemon yep golden floater for you!
Who says I have to use it for the toilet, (where, let’s face it, there will definitely be splashing)? They’re not the boss of me!
I’m getting it for the shower.
@punkynpye No judgement here! With whom and what you shower with is your business.
@punkynpye shower grout and tile cleaning seems like a far more sensible use for this product. It would probably be a better marketing angle, too.
@punkynpye toothbrush?
That’s Joe Fowler. Before he hosted infomercials and schlepped gadgets, he was a sportscaster with local news television station KSAT in San Antonio, TX. My dad hated him because Joe’s passion for sports was expressed through yelling…lots and lots of yelling. He did that for 4 years, and left. I don’t think a whole lot of people missed seeing him go.
What the Tim-the-Tool-Time-Taylor is this thing??
/giphy Home Improvement Tim Taylor
@caffeineguy sounds like it!
Meh: Unicorn
Me: Oh yeah?
Meh: Toilet Brush.
Me: Oh, No…
Meh: Horsepower (motorized)
Me: o.o
Toilet needs cleaning
Can a Unicorn help me?
Help me, Unicorn!
@pmarin points for haiku. 🫡
Why did I watch the video?!
@airmo Oh. Oh no. I’m glad I missed that and was forewarned. …What a strange marketing strategy. Maybe if they’d pitched it as a shower tile cleaner instead, as punkynpye suggested above, it would have sold better
Meh has had some absolutely moronic items over the years. This ranks right up there with the shittiest of them.
This things seems great until you realize that motorized spinning action is spraying all the…gunk…inside your toilet everywhere outside of the toilet.
@Bladesosteel Perhaps it’s supposed to be used with the toilet lid closed…? Akin to determining if the fridge light goes out when you close the door. The Zen of Toilet Maintenance.
“Motorize, Sanitize”
SAVE MEEEEE!! FROM THE MONSTER THAT IS EATING ME!!!
@wchamilton H-E-L-P. M-E
If it was one for $9.99 I might have. I only have one bathroom.
How bout a robotic toilet bowl cleaner, like a Roomba. I would consider that. The Pooba?
I liked this product when it first came to market under the less popular “ShitFlinger 5000” brand-name.
Black tarry poo stuck to the side of the bowl like the video depicts is a bad sign. Better get that checked out.
I’ll take wet things I don’t want spinning for $0.
Gag gift! Verified purchaser says Hey, just got my Unicorn pooswishertm. Loaded her up with a full charge and inserted. I recommend rewiring with a switch that then turns it off because I could not un-insert so to speak until the spinning action (ample, BTW) motor (again, ample) drained the charge. I then exhausted, read the directions and, well, realized my error. Trust me I stood there agape at my assumption of it’s use. It’s a powered toilet brush and who needs that?
now you know how to aerosolize norovirus for all your house mates.
If you need 200HP to clean your toilet, you may want to talk to your doctor about your bowel movements.
While not the dumbest idea to come up with, I worry that the scrubber will spin so fast that it would fling toilet water all around the room!
/buy
@uvassassin It worked! Your order number is: nice-candied-garland
/showme nice candied garland
Who’s toilet gets that dirty?? Yuck!!
@JadNY Nobody I know, but then again everyone I know has at least one Horsepower™ Unicorn™ Toilet Brush