@carl669@cranky1950 build a tall fence at the sidewalk and paint a beautiful yard and garden on it. Maybe nobody will notice what it really behind door number 3 then.
I promise. You don’t. Unless of course you live in a residential area with ordinances and crap. I can guarantee you my front yard is much much worse but hey. Zoned agricultural. It was hot. Then it rained. Then I didn’t feel like it. Then I just said fuck it. What are they gonna do. Is all weeds anyway
We are finally at the sweet spot of summer where the lawn is a nice even straw-brown and even the dandelions aren’t growing. I haven’t had to mow in almost two weeks! (We don’t water the grass, only the vegetable garden and flower beds.)
procrastinate more. leave the grass alone. what did it ever do to you?
@carl669 My thoughts exactly. But the town council and mrs cranky seem think otherwise.
@carl669 @cranky1950 build a tall fence at the sidewalk and paint a beautiful yard and garden on it. Maybe nobody will notice what it really behind door number 3 then.
@carl669 @Kidsandliz I’ll probably get arrested for go fund me fraud.
Just put a cactus or yucca plant somewhere in the yard, call the whole thing “xeriscaping” and bam, lawsuit-and-criticism-proof, no one can touch you.
If it must be mowed though… there’s now a roomba-style mower! When they get to meh, maybe I’ll be able to afford one.
I promise. You don’t. Unless of course you live in a residential area with ordinances and crap. I can guarantee you my front yard is much much worse but hey. Zoned agricultural. It was hot. Then it rained. Then I didn’t feel like it. Then I just said fuck it. What are they gonna do. Is all weeds anyway
@RiotDemon I mean if I only knew some goats who would use them for sustenance
We are finally at the sweet spot of summer where the lawn is a nice even straw-brown and even the dandelions aren’t growing. I haven’t had to mow in almost two weeks! (We don’t water the grass, only the vegetable garden and flower beds.)
@macromeh Yes dormant grass. I loved it when I had to mow the lawn.
/image Just say yes to astro turf