Why does Meh not let my preferences fluctuate?!
20I came on here at 9pm PST and saw this shitty knife and was all “I don’t even like knives… this is my saturday night. dammit.” Then I woke up at 6am and was all, “oh shit, now I have to deal with this pile of grad school work. Better check meh again, since I don’t want to deal with the real world, and this is what my life has come to.” And sure enough, the multisex knife was sold out! Now that everybody else wants it I want it too! This site is bullshit!
Why doesn’t Meh track when I first login and give me a ticket? Then, if I change my mind I could come back and “steal” the item from somebody that came after me and purchased it. It’s only fair that people who are entitled to purchase discount crap should be entitled to purchase discount crap before everybody else that isn’t entitled to purchase discount crap. I can’t believe your business model functions!!
While we’re at it, why don’t you offer better items? Your buyers suck. If they were good at their jobs they’d be out there getting high-end electronics for us for pennies on the dollar! I personally think @joelmw might be the root problem through fostering a culture that rewards angst rather than deals, which leads to spiteful item descriptions for plastic cups and such. Deals!
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Keep smoking your California Chronic
Who changes your diapers?
Now to sit back and see how many idiots think this post is serious. I doubt enough people read it all the way through to see the joke in it.
@Teripie Ssshh! You'll ruin the fun.
@Teripie yeah, you have to get through the part that seems like all the other bitch threads to get the /s
I have a surefire way to get whatever you want every time, just by paying a litttle more.
nice satire bro!
I guess the part I'm most confused about is the "multisex knife"- anyone care to explain that?
@dashcloud Black for Boys. Pink for Girls. White for...
@WTFhqwhgads
Come on Fhqwhgadsz
@WTFhqwhgads "Call it a unisex knife. Or a metrosexual knife. Or a couples ' knife. It looks good on a tool belt or in a purse, is what we're saying."
@The_Baron thank you for helping me answer the @dashcloud question
@WTFhqwhgads @The_Baron Thanks guys!
@dashcloud
I like purple.
@Barney I also enjoy purple.
@WTFhqwhgads They had pink? Now I'm mad.
@naropa I don't think they did, but they do make this knife in pink (and black).
@brhfl Yeah. i was just pretending to be incensed. It's more fun to read other people being angry.
@naropa I doubted you were genuinely angry, though the desire for pink was plausible. Y'know, since you're not @barney or @jrwofuga.
@brhfl . . . Why sir, what ever do you mean?
@weinerman In answer to your original question, meh obviously does let your preferences fluctuate. You're fluctuating all over the place there. Life is hard, I know. Keep up the good work. Obligatory weiner man photo. Yes, this is all my fault.
I agree completely. It's a shitty knife.