I’d probably start up a novel one-deeply-discounted-deal-per-day website hawking stuff I could buy on closeout dirt cheap. I’d have to make it quirky and fun enough to get people to give it good word-of-mouth, which means I’d need somebody who actually knew what they were doing to run the marketing end. And somebody else who knew what they were doing for the tech. And so on…
I’d open a daily-deal website that every so often would offer a mysterious box of unknown items that were actually in great working condition and also something that folks would love to have! I’d sell them at $20 each with no strings attached. Maybe I could call it a JIRK!(Jumbo Instant Reward Kit). Who wants in on my Kickstarter??
My shoulder hurts to much to be pitching humans.
@yakkoTDI Yep Mine too!
@yakkoTDI
/showme smiling demon pitchforking humans with flames all around
Dating app for robots.
You know what is interesting? Uber in Mexico is shockingly cheap. Like half the cost of a taxi. (I’ve been going to Tijuana a lot lately.)
Hula Hoop
A battery backup with no batteries.
A better mousetrap.
@Kyeh
/showme a better mousetrap
@mediocrebot I do like Swiss cheese, but otherwise how is that better?
The bot with the imagination must have the night off.
A search engine on a commercial site that only lists what you ask for, instead of hundreds of remotely-associated items.
I’d probably start up a novel one-deeply-discounted-deal-per-day website hawking stuff I could buy on closeout dirt cheap. I’d have to make it quirky and fun enough to get people to give it good word-of-mouth, which means I’d need somebody who actually knew what they were doing to run the marketing end. And somebody else who knew what they were doing for the tech. And so on…
Naaah, it’d never work.
I’d open a daily-deal website that every so often would offer a mysterious box of unknown items that were actually in great working condition and also something that folks would love to have! I’d sell them at $20 each with no strings attached. Maybe I could call it a JIRK! (Jumbo Instant Reward Kit). Who wants in on my Kickstarter??