What stupid thing do you foresee us selling at some point this next year?

@chienfou I wonder if they’ll come with eye masks, MicroUSB cables, and some random shirt?

@chienfou @danoinct we had a fuko years ago that came with some random shirt that they bought at a thrift store purposely (if I recall correctly) to put in our fuko’s. I got very lucky and received a kid’s size 10 which both fit the kid and she liked it.

@kjady They do make those bone conducting toothbrushes and ones with speakers that play music in your mouth when you brush. You’re supposed to brush until the music stops. Firefly Toothbrush

@braveit1 @kjady Holy crap! Is it horrible that when I saw the video I thought this would be a great for my grandchildren?

@candiedisilvio1 @kjady you can always do the Baby Shark version! LOL BabyShark

@kjady - this has “Intelligent AI Frequency Reduction” so you know, we’re way ahead of you on this one

@oppodude What an original idea!

@narfcake Here’s the image you requested for “a sad cat walking in front of a closed store with falling down sign labeled mediocritee.”

@mediocrebot @narfcake Shirts for cats? or shirts with cats on them? Both are good!!!

@mediocrebot @narfcake I’d buy that shirt

@Thumperchick And the cat will still pee on it.

@Thumperchick @werehatrack I dont have cats, so no experience, but I thought they could be litter trained?

@Thumperchick @werehatrack My cats don’t pee on their beds. And they’d love a heated cat bed. In fact I have one. And they all pile on so the ones that miss the heating pad under the cushion get the live cat heating “pad” they are partly on top of.

@Kidsandliz @Thumperchick Traveling with cats = things will get peed on.

@Kidsandliz @Thumperchick @werehatrack but can you take a heated bed while traveling? Unless maybe it has a cigarette lighter attachment?

@Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 @werehatrack The poll answer was: Cat beds with built-in power banks.

@Thumperchick @tinamarie1974 @werehatrack

The poll answer was: Cat beds with built-in power banks.

The heck with the poll answer. We always get off topic on meh. Right?

Actually we could use the power bank to power the heating pad for the cat in the cat bed thus we could put it somewhere they’d love that is no where near a plug in the wall

@Kidsandliz @Thumperchick @werehatrack well here is the other question. If they pee on it, will it zap them?

@Kidsandliz @Thumperchick @tinamarie1974 I guess that would depend on its IP rating?

@Kidsandliz @Thumperchick @tinamarie1974 @werehatrack more like cat-pee rating.

Bonus points if there is an app that counts the number of bugs zapped and a IoT community where you can share your high scores!

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Edit: To clarify, the world cup is not itself stupid, but selling World Cup 2026 in 2027 October would count, right?

FIFY

@KNmeh7 Honestly, I expect to see tons of it in closeouts around here in August and September.

@tinamarie1974 I can see it. High-res digital screen, tiny camera with forced perspective, integrated software that erases age lines and such.

Ummm, no.

@werehatrack not what I was thinking, that sounds like a digital camera.

Web integrated with an ability to “try on” outfits fron a store web site w/o changing out of your clothes. Mirror could assess measurments to determine your size requirement and allow you to order.

Alternatively a catalogue of your wardrobe. Can keep track of what you wore when, can suggest outfit combinations based upon event, weather, etc.

@tinamarie1974 I’ve seen a limited version of the “digital try on” thing. It might be able to work better now, but I’m not sure it’s worth the water and power.

@tinamarie1974 An AI mirror gives me Dorian Gray vibes.

@tinamarie1974 … Or maybe I should have written Dorian GrAIy

/showme The Picture of Dorian Gray, but picture is actually AI screen and Dorian Gray is spelled Dorian GrAIy.

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@werehatrack Im not disagreeing with the worth of such a contraption vs use of natural resources. That said, I could see something of the sort failying and being sold here

@tinamarie1974

Web integrated with an ability to “try on” outfits fron a store web site w/o changing out of your clothes. Mirror could assess measurments to determine your size requirement and allow you to order.
Alternatively a catalogue of your wardrobe. Can keep track of what you wore when, can suggest outfit combinations based upon event, weather, etc.

This all sounds really plausible to me - I think I’ve heard of apps that do this sort of thing, maybe, but the image only shows up on your device. Having it in a full length mirror actually sounds really useful!
Of course it would be insanely expensive. And that’s where Meh comes in - they get remaindered & Meh sells them for a tenth of the original price - and I would probably buy one!

@Kyeh in my mind it is an execellent idea, except for the data big brother would gain and having a hot camera on your mirror - would have to remember to turn it around or cover it or something when not in use.

@tinamarie1974 Haha - very true.

@tinamarie1974 @werehatrack I actually saw something like this at CES probably about 6 years ago at the LG booth. It was an AI mirror that connected to your closet. I asked them if there was an expected release date to which the rep laughed and replied “this is conceptual only” with no release date. I actually think we’re getting closer to it becoming a reality at the consumer level but might be a while before you see something like this on meh

@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Anthropomorphized goat wearing obsolete AI glasses. The obsolete AI glasses are giving very bad a…”

@cfg83 Those instructions actually sound a little like what I’ve heard about crossing streets in places like Mumbai or Hanoi …

@sillyheathen

@goldnectar Just don’t try to wear them on a plane!

@mossygreen Tradition!

@pakopako Here’s the image you requested for “chocolate pumpkin spice toilet paper”