@kjady They do make those bone conducting toothbrushes and ones with speakers that play music in your mouth when you brush. You’re supposed to brush until the music stops. Firefly Toothbrush
Future Meh product for sale: A bug zapper with a recharging solar cell that has a Bluetooth speaker and works as a power pack for recharging your phone while camping. (But no built-in camp light because that would attract too many bugs.) Maybe the bugs want to jam to the music too?![SolarBugZapperSpeakerPowerPack][1]
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IRKs
(Do I win?)
Refurbished digital cameras that have a built-in cell phone and text messaging system, and can also be used for a bunch of other things.
Oh, wait…
Rechargeable Bluetooth knife
I can imagine some dentist creating an AI toothbrush with a waterproof speaker that will scream at you if you don’t brush for the whole two minutes.
@kjady They do make those bone conducting toothbrushes and ones with speakers that play music in your mouth when you brush. You’re supposed to brush until the music stops. Firefly Toothbrush
@braveit1 @kjady Holy crap! Is it horrible that when I saw the video I thought this would be a great for my grandchildren?
@candiedisilvio1 @kjady you can always do the Baby Shark version! LOL BabyShark
how about a speaker that also could charge your iPhone at the same time? Or some knives?
I’d like to answer catshirts. Alas …
/showme a sad cat walking in front of a closed store with falling down sign labeled “mediocritee”.
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@mediocrebot @narfcake Shirts for cats? or shirts with cats on them? Both are good!!!
@mediocrebot @narfcake I’d buy that shirt
The cat bed one makes some kind of weird sense, because someone will probably make self-warming cat beds to take traveling…
@Thumperchick And the cat will still pee on it.
Future Meh product for sale: A bug zapper with a recharging solar cell that has a Bluetooth speaker and works as a power pack for recharging your phone while camping. (But no built-in camp light because that would attract too many bugs.) Maybe the bugs want to jam to the music too?![SolarBugZapperSpeakerPowerPack][1]
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Bonus points if there is an app that counts the number of bugs zapped and a IoT community where you can share your high scores!
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A water bottle/camp lantern, unfortunately works best when full of water
World Cup related stuff.
Edit: To clarify, the world cup is not itself stupid, but selling World Cup 2026 in 2027 would count, right?