Welcome to VMP, friends, welcome to VMP And if you couldn't tell it from the acronym that spells it It's a very mediocre way to be All the mediocre people from Bombay to Bucharest Very mediocre people are the mediocre-est So friends, congratulations, now reduce your expectations, you're one of the VMP Are there benefits? Of course there are, there'd have to be You bet your very mediocre butt And those benefits are various and many if you're mediocre enough to make the cut (I guess you are), So welcome to VMP, friends, welcome to VMP And if you ain't inferred it from the name (and you just heard it) It's a very mediocre way to be No matter how [?] mediocre in the past you jokers were Now that you're VMP you're even mediocre-r So friends, congratulations, now reduce your expectations 'cause you're one of the VM, lucky to be 'em, 'mong the favorite few called VMP!
@Matthew, I have yet to hear a song that I do not like. I still think we need to start a Kickstarter so you can put out an entire album.
@conandlibrarian oh oh I'd buy that!
@chellemonkey seconded
@conandlibrarian Let me help you with that: http://www.flv2mp3.org/
@Lister That just made my day. Thank you!
Welcome to THE JUNGLE
That was a very average song.
Reminds me a LOT of the Mountain Dew song. @Matthew may have a future career writing campfire songs for Scouts.
Does this mean there is another VMP gift on it's way? Maybe custom Meh M&Ms?
What do you mean "on the way", this video is a gift to VMPs
@matthew Meh&Ms
@matthew meh.
@matthew Thank you for your gift. It's not even a holiday!
Is it worth buying VMP so I can watch the video?
@MrMark Yeah, you should totally do that
Stuck in my head all morning. Thanks @matthew.
Welcome to VMP, friends, welcome to VMP
And if you couldn't tell it from the acronym that spells it
It's a very mediocre way to be
All the mediocre people from Bombay to Bucharest
Very mediocre people are the mediocre-est
So friends, congratulations, now reduce your expectations, you're one of the VMP
Are there benefits? Of course there are, there'd have to be
You bet your very mediocre butt
And those benefits are various and many if you're mediocre enough to make the cut (I guess you are),
So welcome to VMP, friends, welcome to VMP
And if you ain't inferred it from the name (and you just heard it)
It's a very mediocre way to be
No matter how [?] mediocre in the past you jokers were
Now that you're VMP you're even mediocre-r
So friends, congratulations, now reduce your expectations 'cause you're one of the VM, lucky to be 'em, 'mong the favorite few called VMP!
Anyone know what word he says in the [?] portion?
@cutroil dang. I think.
@ChadP @cutroil
Yeah.