Too funny, I was thinking about my woot screaming monkey just this week. Mine didn’t survive the kids. I also miss my woot off USB lights. Not sure where those ended up, but having moved 5 times since i got them, I’m sure it was in some move. Any other classic Woot toys you remember?
@kykazaa@yakkoTDI
I had a pair, I have no idea what happened to them. I know we used them for a graduation party, I’m assuming they went in the trash bc they didn’t survive the night.
@kykazaa@therealjrn The LEAK FROGS! of the two I got, I gave one to our “Risk” manager. She handled our product liability claims. I worked for a plumbing manufacturer that paid out (at the time) 10 million a year in claims.
I have no idea what happened to my frog. It was on my desk for years.
@kykazaa@yakkoTDI I kept them in the back of my car, but they UV rotted long ago. I saw some at a thrift store the other day but did not imbibe because when I powered them up, they did not spin. No spin, no money, honey.
@dontwantaname it was a special edition. I think they only sold them once. They glow in the dark! I also have a baby w00t monkey (keychain version) that appears in one of my other movies (same YT channel).
My monkeys still live on top of my wall unit in the living room! My nephew was teaching in the south Pacific as part of his graduate degree back then. I had so many monkeys I boxed up a bunch of them and mailed them to him. (his mom never sent the kids anything. She only sent stuff for him) I guess I sent him about 50. He sent me a bunch of thankyou notes from the kids! The best one was “Thank you very much for those annoying monkeys!” It was from one of the kids who didn’t like them! My nephew said until the batteries in them died you heard them all the time! He thought it was great!
I didn’t get all of them but I bought the limit of 3 every time they were available. Once I had a large enough stash I started the annual Great Christmas Monkey Diaspora, wrapping up a dozen or more with home-designed or special accessories to each remote family group. Usually sent with official looking documentation and care instructions.
The best year was when I found Anti Monkey Butt Powder at Home Depot… doing the ‘Official Documentation’ and sending each family household one of the last giant monkeys as the “Supervisor” who was sent to make sure they were taking proper care of their screaming monkeys, and applying the powder correctly… such fun!
I still have the Christmas Sock monkey, the checkered flag monkey, and a couple Monkey Game monkeys but all of them are suffering from either dead batteries or deteriorating elastics.
@duodec in the video i posted above it features Vlad the Irradiated w00t Monkey and Baby Monkey. (White glow in the dark and Keychain version) I still have one of the giant w00t monkeys but i never made a video using it. After w00t sold out I stopped shopping there so i missed out on the other cool versions you mentioned like Zombie Monkey.
@SBCJester21 You didn’t miss on the zombie monkey. There is only one. Every time monkeys were for sale I would post my anticipation that Woot would finally… finally! send me a zombie monkey, and started a storyline about it. Three Piece Woot finally took mercy on me and fedex’d the zombie monkey, and I posted up a finisher in the forums there.
Maybe… From WOOT! Pretty sure Matt would have transferred any product liability issues to Jeff in the sale.
Can you? Yes.
Will you? I highly doubt it.
Pro tip: Don’t spend so much time tugging on your monkey.
@yakkoTDI Yep… Not good for you or the Monkeys… it also most likely quite naughty! hehehe
You haven’t been spanking your monkey have you?
@therealjrn It sounds like it, a Whole lot!
Too funny, I was thinking about my woot screaming monkey just this week. Mine didn’t survive the kids. I also miss my woot off USB lights. Not sure where those ended up, but having moved 5 times since i got them, I’m sure it was in some move. Any other classic Woot toys you remember?
@kykazaa

Leak frogs are not a toy!
/image leak frog
@kykazaa I still have a couple sets of the lights. I should plug them in and see if they still work.
@kykazaa @yakkoTDI
I had a pair, I have no idea what happened to them. I know we used them for a graduation party, I’m assuming they went in the trash bc they didn’t survive the night.
@kykazaa @therealjrn The LEAK FROGS! of the two I got, I gave one to our “Risk” manager. She handled our product liability claims. I worked for a plumbing manufacturer that paid out (at the time) 10 million a year in claims.
I have no idea what happened to my frog. It was on my desk for years.
@Joedetroit
If you had bought a crap ton of those they would have made a great cross promotion
@kykazaa I have a woot-opoly game. And several of the monkeys.
@kykazaa @yakkoTDI I kept them in the back of my car, but they UV rotted long ago. I saw some at a thrift store the other day but did not imbibe because when I powered them up, they did not spin. No spin, no money, honey.
@cfg83 @kykazaa @yakkoTDI
/showme the superb owl telling a kid about the mean streets “No spin, no money, honey.”
@therealjrn Here’s the image you requested for “the superb owl telling a kid about the mean streets No spin, no money, honey.”
@mediocrebot @therealjrn That is one wise owl.
My monkeys were banned from the house by SWMBO for being annoying. I think they went to nieces and nephews.
Monkeys, Woot Lights, and Leak Frogs – they are in strewn about my house in my decade of detritus.
anyone remember my w00t video/movies from back in the day?
@SBCJester21 Where did you get a white one??? I thought I had them all but I don’t have a white one. btw…I enjoyed your little movie!
@dontwantaname it was a special edition. I think they only sold them once. They glow in the dark! I also have a baby w00t monkey (keychain version) that appears in one of my other movies (same YT channel).
@SBCJester21 I never saw this, but I’m not a lumberjack. This is a masterwoot if ever I saw one, and I never have.
@cfg83 don’t forget Vlad’s classic “Bag of Crap” opening video
@SBCJester21 Yeah, I watched that. I was very impressed. Glad no one got (permanently) squished.
We made this back in the dIRK times …
I’m still upset that they wouldn’t let me eat the popcorn.
My monkeys still live on top of my wall unit in the living room! My nephew was teaching in the south Pacific as part of his graduate degree back then. I had so many monkeys I boxed up a bunch of them and mailed them to him. (his mom never sent the kids anything. She only sent stuff for him) I guess I sent him about 50. He sent me a bunch of thankyou notes from the kids! The best one was “Thank you very much for those annoying monkeys!” It was from one of the kids who didn’t like them! My nephew said until the batteries in them died you heard them all the time! He thought it was great!
I didn’t get all of them but I bought the limit of 3 every time they were available. Once I had a large enough stash I started the annual Great Christmas Monkey Diaspora, wrapping up a dozen or more with home-designed or special accessories to each remote family group. Usually sent with official looking documentation and care instructions.
The best year was when I found Anti Monkey Butt Powder at Home Depot… doing the ‘Official Documentation’ and sending each family household one of the last giant monkeys as the “Supervisor” who was sent to make sure they were taking proper care of their screaming monkeys, and applying the powder correctly… such fun!
I still have the Christmas Sock monkey, the checkered flag monkey, and a couple Monkey Game monkeys but all of them are suffering from either dead batteries or deteriorating elastics.
Oh, and the zombie monkey from Three Piece Woot.
@duodec in the video i posted above it features Vlad the Irradiated w00t Monkey and Baby Monkey. (White glow in the dark and Keychain version) I still have one of the giant w00t monkeys but i never made a video using it. After w00t sold out I stopped shopping there so i missed out on the other cool versions you mentioned like Zombie Monkey.
@SBCJester21 You didn’t miss on the zombie monkey. There is only one. Every time monkeys were for sale I would post my anticipation that Woot would finally… finally! send me a zombie monkey, and started a storyline about it. Three Piece Woot finally took mercy on me and fedex’d the zombie monkey, and I posted up a finisher in the forums there.
Response to Three Piece Woot!
Unfortunately my photo hosting from 2011 is defunct so the finisher post is just text now.
Zombie-Like-Monkey
I also left Woot behind once Meh started up. I think I’ve purchased only 3 or 4 items there in the last 12 years or so.
I found a tote of them in the basement last week, the screams from he’ll are still working