@heartny@kjady Antisocial can get you goated, too. But don’t worry, the duties of the office are defined by the goat, and sometimes that’s been “I’m not playing.”
I wish I knew, but apparently, in addition to being a Kickstarter backer, I have now also been paying you $5 per month since December 2014. I could have invested that money and retired earlier! Don’t you want to send me a free IRK for all of my regret?
@airmo@werehatrack There was one time meh wouldn’t load and i had only 2 minutes left till it changed to the next day. Wouldnt load and gave me a 404. Left my streak at 69 at that time
So far no YouTube ads about 20 pounds of IRK crap in my colon. I can’t handle it anymore. TMI, I know, but last time I was actually on the toilet, but using Bluetooth headphones. I didn’t know what button to use to skip or mute. So I took off the headphones, but did have my best poop in a while. Maybe the ad helped? YMMV.
@mossygreen@narfcake but do you know where your card is? I see mine every once in a while and think “I should mail this”. then I forget about it completely, including where I saw it
@jkawaguchi … because wife will catch me with a very large number of boxes. But she won’t be back till next week going to have a bunch for recycling before that!
Glutton for punishment
Just really leaning into the meaninglessness of life.
There might be a catshirt.
@narfcake I’ve lost all hope of that.
@werehatrack I know it’s about a √-1 chance, but it’s still a chance!
@narfcake @werehatrack That sounds imaginary to me!
To answer stupid poll questions.
Clicking the Men Button has become an integral part of my nigHtly wind down. 2005 days and counting now.
@kjady Seems like you’d be a good candidate for being a goat in the near future
@heartny Absolutely not.
@kjady That’s what said too, but it didn’t work out that way <sigh>
@heartny It worked last time. I’m not social enough.
@heartny @kjady Antisocial can get you goated, too. But don’t worry, the duties of the office are defined by the goat, and sometimes that’s been “I’m not playing.”
The community, curiosity and I have to maintain my click streak.
Clicky faces.
I wish I knew, but apparently, in addition to being a Kickstarter backer, I have now also been paying you $5 per month since December 2014. I could have invested that money and retired earlier!
Don’t you want to send me a free IRK for all of my regret?
@iluvmingos Wonder how many of us suckers are still left…
@iluvmingos @mikeleemm Three!
To accumulate as many Meh button pushes in a row. I’ve only gotten to 83 and want to try to reach triple digits
@TikoMyster20 I too dream of freeing myself from the curse of the face. Best of luck to you my brother in meh.
@TikoMyster20 I had hit 401 in a row and forgot to check about a month ago. It hurts.
@airmo @TikoMyster20 My longest streak ended unintentionally at a very appropriate 404.
@airmo @werehatrack There was one time meh wouldn’t load and i had only 2 minutes left till it changed to the next day. Wouldnt load and gave me a 404. Left my streak at 69 at that time
To keep up my daily Meh streak.
So far no YouTube ads about 20 pounds of IRK crap in my colon. I can’t handle it anymore. TMI, I know, but last time I was actually on the toilet, but using Bluetooth headphones. I didn’t know what button to use to skip or mute. So I took off the headphones, but did have my best poop in a while. Maybe the ad helped? YMMV.
I wish I knew the reason so I could do something about it.
Cant lose my 2245 day streak.
@SippinSantiagos 2200 day meh button streak? I missed a day back at 401 about a month ago. God speed. That’s going to ruin your week when you miss it.
All of the above
Especially the bit with the witches
/giphy “witch’s cauldron”
/giphy the peeps!
because I can say “fuck” in the forum. and the cool host trophy I got. and the meat sticks. which you haven’t had in a long while. fucking lame.
anyway, happy birthday you smoldering fuck piles!
no really, happy birthday. one day I’ll mail the birthday card y’all sent people to send to you like 11 years ago (or something like that)
@carl669 You, me and @narfcake still have the cards. Anyone else?
@mossygreen @narfcake but do you know where your card is? I see mine every once in a while and think “I should mail this”. then I forget about it completely, including where I saw it
@carl669 @mossygreen Yes, I still have the card.
As for where, I cannot answer that right meow.
@carl669 @mossygreen @narfcake I think I mailed my card a couple of years ago, but I could be totally wrong. Totally totally wrong, even.
I get a cheap thrill by getting an automatic reply. It’s awesome.
POPSOCKETS! SPROCKETS! DAVY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
/showme The reason I keep coming back to Meh.com
@heartny Here’s the image you requested for “The reason I keep coming back to Meh.com”
Retired. Nothing better to do with my time. So, why not?!
@jkawaguchi … because wife will catch me with a very large number of boxes. But she won’t be back till next week going to have a bunch for recycling before that!
I thought it was cool. Is it not cool anymore? Am I not cool? People still say, “cool”, right?
@Arhelger trippy, dude.
@Arhelger @pmarin Groovy
Nostalgia
Don’t want to harsh my vibe!