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The 12 PLATES of Christmas!
The most ridiculous Christmas dinner ever — sung to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”
On the first plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
A cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the second plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the third plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
Three fried Twinkies,
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the fourth plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
Four pounds of bacon,
Three fried Twinkies,
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the fifth plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN WINGS!!!
Four pounds of bacon,
Three fried Twinkies,
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the sixth plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
Six ribs a-dripping,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN WINGS!!!
Four pounds of bacon,
Three fried Twinkies,
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the seventh plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
Seven beers a-pouring,
Six ribs a-dripping,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN WINGS!!!
Four pounds of bacon,
Three fried Twinkies,
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the eighth plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
Eight pigs a-roasting,
Seven beers a-pouring,
Six ribs a-dripping,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN WINGS!!!
Four pounds of bacon,
Three fried Twinkies,
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the ninth plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
Nine donuts stuffed with cheese,
Eight pigs a-roasting,
Seven beers a-pouring,
Six ribs a-dripping,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN WINGS!!!
Four pounds of bacon,
Three fried Twinkies,
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the tenth plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
Ten turkeys frying,
Nine donuts stuffed with cheese,
Eight pigs a-roasting,
Seven beers a-pouring,
Six ribs a-dripping,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN WINGS!!!
Four pounds of bacon,
Three fried Twinkies,
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the eleventh plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
Eleven pants exploding,
Ten turkeys frying,
Nine donuts stuffed with cheese,
Eight pigs a-roasting,
Seven beers a-pouring,
Six ribs a-dripping,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN WINGS!!!
Four pounds of bacon,
Three fried Twinkies,
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!
On the twelfth plate of Christmas, my family gave to me…
Twelve paramedics rushing,
Eleven pants exploding,
Ten turkeys frying,
Nine donuts stuffed with cheese,
Eight pigs a-roasting,
Seven beers a-pouring,
Six ribs a-dripping,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN WINGS!!!
Four pounds of bacon,
Three fried Twinkies,
Two giant meatballs,
And a cheesesteak dripping with grease!