Stinky Waffle Robes

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:00am ET

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mediocrebot said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:00am ET:
Specs
- Model: 611-9000S
- Condition: New-ish
- Infused with a relaxing smell of dew (mildew, that is. They smell like mildew.)
- 100% Cotton
- 36" length
- Rolled cuff sleeves
- Two patch pockets & self-fabric belt
- One Size Fits Most, Missy Sizes 4-16
What’s in the Box?

1x Stinky Robe

Warranty

Already void

Estimated Delivery

Wednesday, July 15th - Monday, July 20th
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cjrhoades said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:00am ET:

ew

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medz said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:01am ET:

Not long enough

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- @medz Size queen…
  
  sdc100 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:42am ET
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RogerWilco said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:01am ET:

lol… seriously?

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WTFsunshine said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:01am ET:

Why? At least now I can go pee.

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- @WTFsunshine I’m thinking the writerupper is having some sort of breakdown…only after checking the calendar in case it was already 4-1
  
  sparkyfarad said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:08am ET
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- @sparkyfarad Makes me wonder, since it’s a “apocalypse” type theme, if it isn’t @llander.
  
  WTFsunshine said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 5:10am ET
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wiredtobeweird said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:02am ET:

Vibrators, sleeping mask/earmuff combo to remove any and all distractions, and a bathrobe to tie it all together. They’re really marketing towards a certain niche currently…

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- @wiredtobeweird Don’t forget the…(clears throat)…“massagers”.
  
  Kerig3 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:24am ET
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ciabelle said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:02am ET:

/giphy nope

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sourhead said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:02am ET:

What was the planned price if they did not get wet?

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- Inquiring minds want to know, @snapster!
  
  haydesigner said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:53am ET
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Alereon said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:02am ET:

Some Oxi-Clean in the wash along with detergent should take that right out.

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- A vinegar-water presoak should work too.
  
  rattata said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:18am ET
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- @rattata So would a bonfire.
  
  sdc100 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:39am ET
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aduck01 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:02am ET:

Warranty already void… but what if mine doesn’t have that deep cellar mildew smell…?

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- @aduck01 Then you chuck it in the cellar and check again later.
  
  nogoodwithnames said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:06am ET
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Zebus said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:03am ET:

18 inches too short

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- @Zebus That’s what my girlfriend said…
  
  sdc100 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:40am ET
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greenispep said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:03am ET:

Massager+Goggle+Robe…Hmmm I see the theme here.

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nogoodwithnames said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:04am ET:

Soooo… water damaged bath robes? Huh.

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YoMommaIsSo said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:04am ET:

Hey look a “Blue Waffle”

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KiraMillenia said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:07am ET:

Well looks like meh got me all set for a private vaca

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aduck01 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:08am ET:

Next 45 min nap

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gertiestn said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:09am ET:

I see an untapped market for simple little bath robes made of ShamWow. I can see Vince with his headset explaining how this can save the world.

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ishoppe247 said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:10am ET:

I stayed up for this?! Big meh!

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sparkyfarad said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:13am ET:

site hijacked ?

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- @sparkyfarad no this is pretty par for the course.
  
  thismyusername said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:30am ET
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schmani said Mon, Jul 10th 2017 at 4:59am ET:

I think they may smell like mold.

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KMakato said Thu, Jul 20th 2017 at 5:42pm ET:

Mine has arrived completely free of mold, mildew, or any smells that I can tell. Not sure if false advertising or a win for me? Both? The mind boggles.

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sammydog01 said Sun, Jul 23rd 2017 at 9:29am ET:

This robe has no mold smell at all. I demand a refund.

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- @sammydog01 Sounds like a defective product. Luckily, you are covered by a 180 day warranty through Waffle Robe Co. They’ll troubleshoot that for you.
  
  ThomasF said Sun, Jul 23rd 2017 at 4:39pm ET
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Stinky Waffle Robes

Specs

What’s in the Box?

Warranty

Estimated Delivery