If someone is on the fence about buying the day’s item, they can issue a /8ball command and get one of the 20 several classic responses; perhaps even complete the purchase at random
@PlacidPenguin Tom Green? I mean, he did win a Razzie for worst screen couple (Tom Green and any animal he abuses in Freddy Got Fingered) … and worst picture, worst actor, worst director, and worst screenplay.
/8ballbuy
@caffeineguy “Outlook not so good”
@caffeineguy “Yes Definitely” Your order number is: random-picture-8ball
/image random-picture-8ball
When I’m undecided about a catshirt from catshirtswoot, I flip a coin. Heads, I buy one. Tails, I buy one.
@narfcake
How about:
Heads: Buy one.
Tails: Don’t not buy one.
Alternatively:
Heads: Buy one.
Tails: Flip again.
@PlacidPenguin
There are currently 516 catshirts on catshirtswoot. I maybe have 10% of that.
I only wear catshirts on days that end in ‘y’.
My shirt today is Toasty. NOT a catshirt. And the artist @jasneko isn’t a cat either!
/image jasneko
SEE! No cats! None at all! You’re seeing things!
/s
@narfcake All US states have one syllable
@Pantheist @narfcake
Actually not one state is monosyllabic.
@PlacidPenguin Sorry. Some states do indeed have only one syllable.
@narfcake
The original statement was limited to US states.
@PlacidPenguin Those are valid states. Remember, we just had an election.
@narfcake
Don’t remind me. I’m trying to be as Ignorant as possible for as long as possible.
@PlacidPenguin darn skippy, my maine man
@PlacidPenguin Trying to be like @Ignorant? He’s half goat, y’know.
/image half penguin paws
/image half penguin goat
@pflats
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-only-state
@narfcake @Ignorant
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@PlacidPenguin Tom Green? I mean, he did win a Razzie for worst screen couple (Tom Green and any animal he abuses in Freddy Got Fingered) … and worst picture, worst actor, worst director, and worst screenplay.
I thought this would be something like it chooses a random option, when there are options.
/8ball are you deployed yet?
You may rely on it
Good suggestion @caffeineguy! That was a super quick roll out. Thanks @shawn!
/8ball All signs point to?
Signs point to yes
/giphy jaw drop
They could make /8ballbuy be super sneaky and have it buy it every time no matter what…
/8ball Can I get a FUKOBUKURO?
You may rely on it
/8ball what the fuck?
Ask again later
^^^ this.
/8ball Is the fuck count still too fucking low here?
It is certain