Pillows?

chr thought this was worth mentioning said
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or FORT BUILDING SUBSTRATE?!

FOOOOOORRRRTT!!!!!

"Oh, Grandma wants her Christmas present, does she? Well c'mon then horehound breath, don't be a sissy. You want your present? Come and get it, I'll be in my fort, banana bread thighs. Good luck getting through these meh blocks of fluff. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"CHR! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"

"NO! MOM! I called Grandma HOREHOUND BREATH! Not whore found bread. Leave me alone! I'm grown, I can do what I want. I hate this house! ...did you make Snickerdoodles yet? Can you pass them through the hole with a Dad's Old Fashioned Rootbeer?"