On the Goat Again (May 2026 Scapegoat Blame Thread)
3Now that we’ve finished with all the foolishness of last month, it’s probably not too early to break out the summer clothes and goat down to the business of heat blame. Not that we didn’t keep things hot for @zippyus. We appreciated it, but blame was laid, and that time has now passed.
Despite a valiant push for alternatives, and even with a seconded nomitation on the first alt, it just seems like everyone agrees that May is a good time for a good guy. Yep, looks like it’s all you, @MrGoodGuy. Spend it wisely. We’ll spend it whining.

Goat out there and give it 110%.
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Um … Thanks???
Guess I gotta accept the blame for forgetting to refill my namesake’s drinking trough; I’ll see if the resident artist bot can help me:
/showme an anthropomorphic goat using goatskin bags filled with ice-cold water to fill up an empty water trough so a tired and thirsty goat can get a refreshing drink.
@MrGoodGuy Here’s the image you requested for “an anthropomorphic goat using goatskin bags filled with ice-cold water to fill up an empty water …”