No one gives a shit about your Twitter thing . . .

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I mean it's fine; it works for you.

But, yaknow, it sure as fuck wasn't working for most of the rest of us.

Sorry, everyone. I fucked up is all. And I got nothin'. Bitch at ya later.

(I know you staffers must be frustrated too. I do feel bad for ya; it can't be much fun. I mean, seriously, y'all better not be enjoying this, 'cause that'd be messed up. Better fuk next time.)