The night is dark and full of terrors. Pass some time on the late shift around here by helping design some meh-themed night lights (and maybe snag a deal or two while the weak are asleep).
/showme a firefly lit forest with a cozy cabin with a lantern next to a pond, white foxes chasing one another, all happening in the middle of the night
@mediocrebot I also totally forgot the meh reference.
/showme a firefly lit forest with a cozy cabin with a electric nightlight lantern with the word “meh”
/showme a nightlight with the design of handcuffs next to an electric toothbrush which has Quip written on the handle. The toothbrush is also part of the nightlight design.
/showme a nightlight so hideous and scary that it will keep you up all night if you look at it. Somewhere on the nightlight is should have the word Meh.
/showme stepson opening a game console box, but there is just a nightlight inside. He’s disappointed, but his stepdad has been drinking eggnog all day and thinks it is hilarious
/showme a night light with a troll and rainbows
/showme creepy clown nightlight
@tinamarie1974
/giphy NOOOO
@sammydog01 bahahaha
@tinamarie1974 what have you done
/showme the word “meh” fashioned into a child’s nightlight that is banishing @tinamarie1974’s creepy clown back to the darkness
@mediocrebot how’d you make it worse
@jouest
/showme a gently glowing yellow shopping bag labeled IRK filled with nihilism and snark
@mediocrebot cozy
/showme blues
/showme a gentle glowing sea at night
@mediocrebot Oops. Forgot the Meh reference.
/showme a tiny internally lit light blue IRK bag floating on a gentle glowing sea at night
@mediocrebot
/showme a firefly lit forest with a cozy cabin with a lantern next to a pond, white foxes chasing one another, all happening in the middle of the night
@mediocrebot I also totally forgot the meh reference.
/showme a firefly lit forest with a cozy cabin with a electric nightlight lantern with the word “meh”
/showme a happy sleepy troll sleeping on a nightlight labeled “MEH”
/showme an elegant nightlight that resembles a crystal chandelier plugged into the dirtiest wall outlet in a subway
@medz I’d buy that nightlight - well, not THAT one, but a brand new one.
/showme a mysterious Raven night light
/showme a glowing red and white sock puppet with big teeth
@sammydog01 Wow, very like Glen, but menacing!
@Kyeh @sammydog01 impressive work!
/showme a nightlight with the design of handcuffs next to an electric toothbrush which has Quip written on the handle.
/showme a nightlight with the design of handcuffs next to an electric toothbrush which has Quip written on the handle. The toothbrush is also part of the nightlight design.
/showme a cheery nightlight that has come to life, but the whole town resents him for his brightness
@mediocrebot It must have a lot of lumens
/showme a nightlight so hideous and scary that it will keep you up all night if you look at it. Somewhere on the nightlight is should have the word Meh.
@heartny Geez, the bot really delivered.
@Kyeh Yeah, and hopefully Meh won’t sell these
/show me luminescent jellyfish floating in a darkened warehouse full of trackrs and candy corn
@djslack I think autocorrect messed up showme.
@sammydog01 dammit.
/showme luminescent jellyfish floating in a darkened warehouse full of trackrs and candy corn
/showme the type of nightlight you would NOT want to bring home to meet your parents
@mediocrebot you’re not wrong
/showme stepson opening a game console box, but there is just a nightlight inside. He’s disappointed, but his stepdad has been drinking eggnog all day and thinks it is hilarious
@mediocrebot very joyful.
@mediocrebot I don’t think so, Tim.
@djslack the kid with the mild JTT vibes, too, damn
@djslack @mediocrebot
/showme unicorn running among bioluminescent sea creatures
/showme what a nightlight would look like on a planet where the beings do not have a sense of sight
@mediocrebot so it like heightens the telepathy or like what we’d call a sixth sense. Neat.
/showme the plumber replaced my nightlight with a toilet?! My neighbor thinks it looks cool, but his mid wife is mad jelly.
@mediocrebot pretty cool, tbh
/showme husky gent sleeping soundly with the meh website left open on his phone as a nightlight.
@medz you’re pulling all the sitcom stars tonight
/showme an owl nightlight while cats are sleeping nearby
@narfcake I’d buy that.
/Showme an irk bag with nuclear radiation
/showme the dashing bald guy in the flannel shirt with his troll puppet from the meh website. On the shelf behind him is a possum skull nightlight
@mediocrebot uncanny
@mediocrebot Nice, in a weird sort of way.
@heartny
@medz I thought he looked familiar
/showme dapper bald guy wearing a flannel shirt and playing a ukulele with a nightlight in it
/showme a very dimly little nightlight with cracked flask as a bulb hung the wrong way in an outlet
/showme being attacked by a grue
@mediocrebot why though
@jouest @mediocrebot an old text adventure video game - if you stray too far off the well-lit path, the game just kills you with very little warning
it’s dark again. we need some more of these for the home stretch.
@jouest really???
/showme a nightlight from a daily deal site that scares away demons
@mediocrebot More literal than I expected
/showme a nightlight from a daily deal site that attracts demons but is still warm and comforting
@mossygreen nope, not comforting
/showme a demonically possessed nightlight
@mediocrebot I would buy one.
/showme a nighlight that will terrify children with meh on it somewhere
/showme a scary clown nightlight where the light comes through his eyes and mouth
That is exactly what I wanted!!!
/showme fireflies
/showme the bridge of the starship Enterprise being illuminated by an orb-shaped night light while Captain Kirk sleeps in his chair