@medz Ahem. Those are not called tassels. They are properly called tails. This particular implement is not made especially well. The gap visible between the tails and the, er, insertable handle indicates that in the midst of strenuously waving the tails around whatever you have handy the tails may go flying off into some other part of wherever you are. Which could be hazardous for anyone in close enough proximity to you to have almost as much fun as either the pitcher or the catcher. Or both, which would be the optimal outcome. So to speak.
@Seeds I don’t want your damned lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Do you know who I am?
I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!
I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Remember how positive everyone was about the similar clutch from a few weeks ago? Is it the $5 price difference that matters the most to everyone?
Or do people want more Pop Sockets?
The copy writer on this one did such a masterful job that I may honor him by purchasing one. Of course, that would mean I would need to get a hard part (or a man bun), skinny jeans, pointy shoes and a tight jacket. So, maybe not, but still congratulations to the author.
THIS IS SO COOL. Bought two colors for myself, and one to give to my sister for her birthday. Seriously guys. Get this for the ladies in your life. Extra juice at an event where you don’t want to carry a bag bigger than a clutch is, well, clutch.
Okay you have to have your own charger cause it doesn’t come with one. I charged mine and waited to use the charger and now it won’t charge my phone I have charge it again I guess and use the charger right after? So confused.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Nanette Lepore Charging Wallet with Tassel
1x Charging Cable
Price Comparison
$21.99 at Steinmart
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
No
/image tassle whip
@medz Ahem. Those are not called tassels. They are properly called tails. This particular implement is not made especially well. The gap visible between the tails and the, er, insertable handle indicates that in the midst of strenuously waving the tails around whatever you have handy the tails may go flying off into some other part of wherever you are. Which could be hazardous for anyone in close enough proximity to you to have almost as much fun as either the pitcher or the catcher. Or both, which would be the optimal outcome. So to speak.
@magic_cave @medz Wait… WHAT?
@magic_cave @medz @shiranissosexy I think I learn the most unusual things on this site…
Probably not for a man
@xEBRONx Don’t let society hold you back.
/giphy manbag
Shouldn’t you wait a quarter before you sell it again? A few of us can remember what we bought yesterday.
/donotbuy
@thechinglish It worked! You’re not getting shit!
@shahnm bahahahahahahah noice
No, that’s not it. I want the one that Guillermo from Jimmy Fallon users at award shows.
@Enigma Er… that would be Jimmy Kimmel
I enjoyed the “C’mon. Admit it. You’re charmed by the tassel” bullet point.
@lemonswithsalt I lolled at the final picture of the write-up!
I am so bored by this item, that I’m leaving this thread in a passive aggressive huff.
/image pensive-demonic-lemon
/giphy pensive-demonic-lemon
@Seeds I don’t want your damned lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Do you know who I am?
I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!
I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
@cadmore your engineers should have an easy time. These lemons are already demonic.
@cadmore @Seeds
/image Cave Johnson
Meh? More like Ugh.
No No Nanette
Why is there a limit on this item of only one Meh button click per customer?
@phendrick
Meh-clicks are always free and unlimited in quantity.
Contentment comes from oneself knowing, even if the number of clicks remains unknown to others.
The last one of these I bought was the most disappointing. I wasn’t expecting high quality at this price, but even my low expectations were too high.
And the lightning cable doesn’t fit my phone case, so I can’t even use it if I wanted to.
No, pls, u keep it.
I love that every one else also hates this. So much
Imagine that. A wallet that charges instead of paying. Evil magic.
Remember how positive everyone was about the similar clutch from a few weeks ago? Is it the $5 price difference that matters the most to everyone?
Or do people want more Pop Sockets?
@shiranissosexy pretty sure no one wants any pop sockets, much less, more pop sockets.
@JnKL I’m sorry you feel that every day should be a-bundle-of-fidget-spinners day
@shiranissosexy hey I bought that clutch and I use it all the time. It had RFID protection too. This one doesn’t or I would buy it
@allergycheryl @shiranissosexy Yeah, I bought the clutch and love it. It fits more stuff, too, so maybe that’s part of the meh here.
@shiranissosexy I admit, I did buy 160 fidget spinners… I gave them away to the toys for tots drive at work.
@JnKL @shiranissosexy ugh. Those poor kids.
Can it reanimate my steaming pile? I will surely deposit into it?
Potential use case:
2-in-1 Under Cover Case/Enclosure + Portable Power Source for that next Arduino project.
The copy writer on this one did such a masterful job that I may honor him by purchasing one. Of course, that would mean I would need to get a hard part (or a man bun), skinny jeans, pointy shoes and a tight jacket. So, maybe not, but still congratulations to the author.
WTF is Stein Mart?
@Trinityscrew
/google steinmart
Stein Mart® - Official Site - Designer Brands For Less | Stein Mart
https://www.steinmart.com/
/image dingy-contentious-mercury
/giphy dingy-contentious-mercury
/google dingy-contentious-mercury
Dinghy | Mercury Marine
https://www.mercurymarine.com/en/ca/inflatables/soft-bottom/dinghy/
These are just hideous enough to give to my grandmother
What no RFID protection? Come on, the last ones you offered had RFID. I pounced and I love it
Additional product specs say: Interior lining with RFID data theft protection
I suppose the tassle could be used as an unconvincing merkin
Tassle will be coming off for me
I think these are useful, wondering if I am a grandma. Some people don’t even know they need one
Buying for my wife. She doesn’t know about this. If she doesn’t like it, perhaps I can use it to store salt packets.
/giphy didactic-tilted-pineapple
THIS IS SO COOL. Bought two colors for myself, and one to give to my sister for her birthday. Seriously guys. Get this for the ladies in your life. Extra juice at an event where you don’t want to carry a bag bigger than a clutch is, well, clutch.
@Calantorntain or they could just put a power bank in ANY of their existing clutches…
I thought this was gonna be some weird French facial mask device…
I assume this is someone trying to steal my tassle?!
/giphy countless-waxing-level
That yellow tassle. What were they thinking?
Tassels?..I
ll take 2 please…
/giphy respected-fixed-ground
How do i charge the wallet. Or do i have to charge the wallet. Does it come charged??
Okay you have to have your own charger cause it doesn’t come with one. I charged mine and waited to use the charger and now it won’t charge my phone I have charge it again I guess and use the charger right after? So confused.