My name is Irk - And I feel unloved by meh management.
23My name is Irk, and recently I saw that a petition was made in my name to have Irk plushies be made of me for the meh. masses. I want you to know that I wholeheartedly agree with with all of you.
I am tired of being kept from all of you except to be brought out in short video clips. I am the face of this company! I am so sick and tired of sharing time with @matthew and that upstart, fucking sock puppet Glen.
There are so many things I want to be able to do with you. I want to be able to comfort your kids, have cereal with you in the morning (it’s not a soup), and generally bring you joy in as many ways as possible. Maybe we could have a picture contest with the things you do with me (except for @carl669 and @KittySprinkles because I heard they do bad things).
So I agree - I should be made. (shit, I have to go - someone is coming)
Keep the faith! I will leave you with my dance jam.
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My dearest Irk-
My birthday is in August, and I would like nothing more than to share it with you. Hopefully your bosses will listen and clone you for all of us to enjoy.
Sincerely,
Con
@conandlibrarian Thank you Con! Power to the people.
@thismyusername
Of course they’re not the same.
Irk is enjoyable.
@mfladd
Might want to include @pepsiwine on the list of people to skip on the Irk. She has, uh, strong feelings for Irk.
just get it done: http://www.customplush.com/startup-package/
you’re welcome.
Sunday, Bloody Sunday… Bump
@mfladd Irk looks like he needs more beauty sleep. Those circles around his eyes are awfully dark.
If he is small enough, he can travel w me for photo ops in interesting and unusual places
@tinamarie1974 I was just thinking about the Flat Stanley concept. Irk would add some unique possibilities to think about. Maybe closer to the Elf on a Shelf? Would Irk say “Meh”?
@speediedelivery Flat Stanley is EXACTLY what I was thinking of I just could not remember his name!
[UNOFFICIAL]
See what I am talking about? All the shark hoopla and a contest? Who gets the glory - fucking Glen. If I ever see him in the dryer I am setting it on high and shrinking that bitch.
(this message is Irk approved)
@mfladd, I think we need to revive this thread similar to the pop socket push. It could work, maybe?!?!?!?!?!?
@tinamarie1974 Holy shit…I was thinking, where the hell did this come from? Blast from the past!
@mfladd yeah I am trying to find my self like…looking at SSOOOO many old posts. But I do think a campaign for an Irk plushie would be fun
/giphy I’m a nerd
@mfladd @tinamarie1974 I had no recollection of this thread at all… But I commented on it.
@tinamarie1974
I think Irk plushies would be too costly to produce. It looks like his ears would be difficult to mass produce, and hand stitching is probably expensive. Maybe an Irk plushie could be crowd funded?
@eonfifty could b right, idk. I think it might be worth being slightly annoying for a little while though. Why not?
@tinamarie1974 Save the campaigning for when you’re the goat!
@eonfifty Nothing is too complicated, but yes, it will cost money (upfront!), the minimums are going to be high, and it will take time. And it will end up costing money that I’m not sure there will be enough mehmbers to want to spend the $$ for them because someone is going to say “why so much? I can buy these reversible cat plushies for only $15.”
https://www.teeturtle.com/products/reversible-cat-mini
@eonfifty @narfcake there is that darn goat word again lol
@tinamarie1974 Blame the current goat that June might be your month!
@narfcake I’ll blame him and that darn @mfladd. He put crazy ideas in everyone’s head
/giphy crazy talk
@narfcake @tinamarie1974 Whaaat? me?
@mfladd @narfcake uh huh!
@mfladd’s new destructo-puppy needs IRKs in effigy for dismehmberment purposes!
/giphy chewtoy
@f00l This is true! I would post pics of the carnage.
@f00l @mfladd wait there is a new puppy??? We do need to see pics!!
@f00l @mfladd @tinamarie1974 new puppy is over the top adorable!!!
@f00l @KittySprinkles @tinamarie1974
Loki is the Pomsky.
His best friend is Yoshi.
@f00l @KittySprinkles @mfladd omg they are both adorable! I just want to cuddle them
I approve this message.
@mfladd
HA! You forgot to include yourself
So you going to post this every day until Irks materialize for sale?
@Kidsandliz it’s true. @mfladd would have only one thing on his mind.