I live 25 minutes away from Meh. My last order shipped a week ago and hasn’t arrived yet. Clearly, Meh needs a vehicle for local deliveries. What should it look like? Should it be called the mehmobile or something else?
Or better yet have an “I will pick up within 48 hours” option and then if you don’t then they can send it to your house by way of Cambodia or Ethiopia or Antarctica or whatever “interesting” route some of these packages seem to take…
Or better yet have an “I will pick up within 48 hours” option and then if you don’t then they can send it to your house by way of Cambodia or Ethiopia or Antarctica or whatever “interesting” route some of these packages seem to take…
You live closer than I do
Mehmobile Suggestions:
@aetris Absolutely NONE of those are meh.
These, OTOH …
https://jalopnik.com/tag/meh-car-monday
@aetris @narfcake
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@aetris @narfcake
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@aetris @narfcake
/image amc pacer

@aetris @narfcake Pontiac Aztek

@aetris @narfcake

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@ruouttaurmind Those are too awful in some way to be meh.
To be truly meh, the car has to be something so unremarkable that folk have forgotten their existence.
/image Eagle Premier

@narfcake Gotcha. So… something like Motor Trend’s 1983 Car of the Year, the Renault Alliance, the love child of a Renault and AMC collaboration?
@ruouttaurmind Yep. And
don’tplease forget its related sibling, the Encore.I do hand them some credit, though: the Fuego was appropriately named for what some owners want wanted to do to them.
Meh car? Reliant!


/image Plymouth Reliant
/image Reliant Robin
(Do make sure the life insurance policies are paid up for whomever is driving the latter.)
@narfcake Aren’t those supposed to have rounded metal feet at the corners to prevent tipping?
@medz Nope. These.

/image training wheels
(Also totally
notrigged: https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/entertainment/news/a27897/jeremy-clarkson-admits-reliant-robin-rollovers-were-totally-rigged/)@narfcake Plymehth!
@Ignorant Meh doesn’t have the budget for $82,000 cars.
These are quite cheap and very Mediocre.
/image goat cart

@f00l I miss those days when we would hook the goat up to the cart and head down to the general store.
Need …
More …
Downforce …

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@spitfire6006006
I live just about as close and work just about the same (I can see the old Woot! facility from my desk window).
Meh should bulk purchase used vehicles. Deliver the packages, end at the buyers house.
@festercluck GM T-bodies for everyone! With
dieselautomatics!(Make note of its 0-60 and quarter mile times.)
Automehbile
@hems79 automehtic or mehnual?