Dammit I'm mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog". Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I'm a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash, A Goddam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I'm it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name. Name not one bottle minus an ode by me: "Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog" Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I'm mad.
Hemp is never even, sip meh.
These are hard!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Huh?
@PocketBrain - Palindromes
@PocketBrain Nicely done!
D'oh
A man, a plan, Panama.
@lisaviolet - A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
@KDemo Mine's better, it makes no sense.
And it doesn't work, either.
@lisaviolet - K. I'm all for senselessness.
@KDemo You can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a cage, can you?
@lisaviolet - True, unless the cage is very small and made of cake.
Never odd or even.
Step on no pets.
Meh. A-poop-poop-poop! Ahem.
@brhfl Best. By far.
taco cat
racecar
"Dammit I'm Mad"
by
Demetri Martin