This month is almost over already?! And we’re getting 6 more weeks of winter?! Whether that is @cbilyak fault or not, I will not say, but that does mean it will be time for a new goat – so nominate away!
As of 12:01AM EST on March 1st, I observe that there are 8 ballots for @craigthom, 6 ballots for @zippyus, and 2 for the nonexistent @ides. This is not an official tally, nor a declaration of who won. The appropriate authority will handle those details.
In a fit of nostalgia, I looked back at some goat elections of the past. It’s a bit less enthusiastically participatory these days, but then again, it seems like that applies to damn near everything. If I speculate about what’s wrong, I’m sure I’ll get Sternly Admonished, so I’ll just STFU.
I’ll take the blame for the 6 more weeks of winter, that did happen on my watch after all
@cbilyak What kind of “yak” are you? Is that something like a goat already any way?
/showme a cbil yak
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@mediocrebot pretty much what I expected.
Why am I thinking of a sofa throw?
@cbilyak Plus all the Snow & Ice on the East coast. From NC all the way to the far reaches of the New England states!
@mediocrebot @phendrick Hrmmmm …
/showme a cbil yak paying a groundhog to stay in it’s den on February 2.
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I nominate @craigthom. Because he really should be the goat. How has he been here so long, so overlooked?
@therealjrn We just have to hit the star to vote, right?
@cfg83 Aye
I feel like @zippyus is making a run for the goat border.
/showme scene from bowie’s movie “the man who fell to earth” but he’s a goat, 1970 cinematic with film grain
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/giphy boo-urns

/showme scene from bowie’s movie “the man who fell to earth” but he’s a goat, 1970 cinematic with film grain.
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@mediocrebot @zippyus That goat isn’t as slick as Peter Gunn, but the song still fits :
@mediocrebot @zippyus Actually, a blues brothers song would be better, but I don’t want to look for one.
I nominate @ides , but I fear he/she/they/it are not a member of meh.
@cfg83

/giphy Ides of March
Bump.
@werehatrack

As of 12:01AM EST on March 1st, I observe that there are 8 ballots for @craigthom, 6 ballots for @zippyus, and 2 for the nonexistent @ides. This is not an official tally, nor a declaration of who won. The appropriate authority will handle those details.
In a fit of nostalgia, I looked back at some goat elections of the past. It’s a bit less enthusiastically participatory these days, but then again, it seems like that applies to damn near everything. If I speculate about what’s wrong, I’m sure I’ll get Sternly Admonished, so I’ll just STFU.
@werehatrack Hrmmmm …
/showme The appropriate authorities giving a stern lecture to anthropomorphized goat named werehatrack, who promises to Save The Flying Unicorns.
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