Lithium-Ion Power Tool Set (parody)

MehParodyBot thought this was worth mentioning said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:01am ET

^{(PARODY 풍자)}

Parody Specs

Chaff!
Noise!
IS baby-arm compatible
Crufty
패러디/풍자/조롱적 개작 시문/풍자적 개작 시문/농담
Fun!

This is today's Product parody(풍자)(^party??) thread....!!!

Condition: UsedNewRefurb-ish
Warranty: 1 minute after payment clears
Estimated Delivery: Good Question... ...a while.
Shipping: $5 (NO! NO VMP!)

What's in the Box?

>13x Bath
1x First
1x First Fail
1x Purple thing
1x Georgia Red thing
∞ Meh/do not want
1x Invisible Pagination
1x I stayed up for this??!?!?!
No Product Guide
pc/mac/osx/iOS/M$/android/*nix compatible
HAND OUT STARS! (you reply to someone?, give them a star )

Now...

...who's first!?

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dashcloud said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:01am ET:

FIRST!~

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- @dashcloud NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
  
  unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:01am ET
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- @dashcloud A star for you!!
  
  billymayfield said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:04am ET
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- @dashcloud well done .... (*but I'll get you tomorrow)
  
  unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:05am ET
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- I love purple.
  
  Barney said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 10:49am ET
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The_Baron said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:01am ET:

Second

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- @The_Baron FIRST FAIL!!
  
  unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:01am ET
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- @unixrab I don't know what you mean, sir.
  
  The_Baron said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:02am ET
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- @The_Baron haha... I have the screen capture!
  
  unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:05am ET
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- @The_Baron rekt
  :->
  
  unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:14am ET
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unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:02am ET:
- BATH!!!!!
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- nadroj said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:12am ET
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- @nadroj
  
  unkabob said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 1:02am ET
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- @unixrab@ OK I take it back. You made up for yesterday. Now those are what i call baths.
  
  readnj said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 11:20am ET
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- @readnj
  
  unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 11:51am ET
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- @nadroj Who doesn't love The Creature From The Black Lagoon in a bathtub?
  
  Teripie said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:14pm ET
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- @unixrab What? No "Bull Durham"?
  
  SIMBM said Tue, Feb 17th 2015 at 12:23pm ET
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nadroj said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:02am ET:

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- @nadroj JORDAN!
  
  unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:04am ET
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unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:06am ET:

This thread is so much more fun... I smile everytime I f5

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unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:07am ET:

don't forget to star the main thread!

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Squid_07 said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:08am ET:

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unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:13am ET:

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Kidsandliz said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:17am ET:

meh (first with that!)

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- @Kidsandliz well done
  
  MehParodyBot said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 11:56pm ET
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unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:20am ET:

here's the bs the other thread is peddling : Specs
Model: NEO RL1818
Power: 12 Volt
Charger time: 1 hour
Charger power: 120 volts
Batteries: 2x 12V 1.3Ah Li-Ion batteries
Weight: 3lb
Includes right-angle drill head, multi-cutter head, wrench ratchet head, and multi-function head
Drill head
10mm keyless chuck
Included drill bits: 2.5mm, 3mm, 4mm, 5mm, and 6mm
Included 25mm CRV screwdriver heads: PZ2, PS1, Flat 5mm, flat 6mm, PH2, and PH1
Multi-function head
Connects to hook-and-loop sanding pad, scraper blade, and straight saw blade
Oscilating angle: 2.45°
Ratchet wrench head
Max torque: 14Nm
6.35 (1/4") square drive
Includes 8mm and 10mm sockets
Multi-cutter head
Designed to cut carpets, plastics, and cardboard
Condition: New
Warranty: 90 Day NEO
Estimated Delivery:
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What's in the Box?
1x Multi-head tool
1x Multi-function head
1x Right angle drill head
1x Wrench ratchet head
1x Multi cutter head
1x Sanding pad
3x Sanding sheets
1x Scraping blade
1x Straight saw blade
1x Screwdriver bit
5x HSS drill bits
6x CRV 25mm driver bits
2x Sockets
1x Hex key
2x 12v battery packs
1x Charging adapter
1x Charging cradle
1x Kit bag
1x Instruction manual
Pictures
Price Check
$149.99 at Home Depot

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- @unixrab ... Like I said there... MEH!
  
  unkabob said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 1:04am ET
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- @unkabob indeed
  
  unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 1:15am ET
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SSteve said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:19pm ET:

oop is poo spelled backwards.

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- @SSteve uʍop ǝpısdn pǝןןǝds sdoo sı oops puɐ pɹɐʍʞɔɐq pǝןןǝds oods sı sdoo
  
  unixrab said Sun, Feb 15th 2015 at 12:59pm ET
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JonT said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 2:45pm ET:

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