48-Pack Variety Protein Max & Zero Sugar Added Bars
Includes KIND Protein MAX bars with twelve each of Crispy Chocolate Peanut Butter, Sweet & Salty Caramel Crisp, Zero Added Sugar Caramel Almond and Sea Salt, and Zero Added Sugar Dark Chocolate Nuts and Sea Salt
Packs 20g of protein per bar with 0g added sugar* and just 1g total sugar, making it a satisfying keto-friendly snack
Made with real, wholesome ingredients, including nutrient-dense peanuts as the number one ingredient, for great taste and nutrition
High in fiber, Non-GMO Project Verified, gluten free, kosher, and made without artificial sweeteners or sugar alcohols
Best By Date
9/6/26
Flavors Included
Crispy Chocolate Peanut Butter, Sweet & Salty Caramel Crisp, Zero Added Sugar Caramel Almond and Sea Salt, and Zero Added Sugar Dark Chocolate Nuts and Sea Salt
Delivers a satisfying snack with 10g of protein and 34g of whole grains per serving to help fuel your day
Made with five super grains—oats, millet, buckwheat, amaranth, and quinoa—plus peanuts and peanut butter for delicious crunch and flavor
Enjoy these versatile granola clusters on their own or sprinkle them over yogurt, cereal, or smoothies for a protein-packed breakfast or snack
Gluten free, low in sodium, a good source of fiber, and made without genetically engineered ingredients for wholesome everyday snacking
Best By Date
8/29/26
40-Pack: Kids Blueberry Muffin Bar
Includes individually wrapped Blueberry Muffin snack bars made with other natural flavors for a soft, delicious treat kids love
School-friendly bars are free from peanuts, tree nuts, and gluten, making them a great option for many classrooms and lunchboxes
Each 1.2 oz bar provides 5g of protein and is made with 100% whole grain oats and dried blueberries for wholesome nutrition
Low in sodium, Non-GMO Project Verified, kosher, and perfect for lunch boxes, after-school snacks, sports teams, field trips, and on-the-go snacking
Best By Date
8/5/26
24-Pack: Dark Chocolate Crisp Protein Max Bars
Packs 20g of protein per bar with 0g added sugar* and just 1g total sugar, making it a satisfying keto-friendly snack
Made with real, wholesome ingredients, including nutrient-dense peanuts as the number one ingredient, for great taste and nutrition
High in fiber, Non-GMO Project Verified, gluten free, kosher, and made without artificial sweeteners or sugar alcohols
Best By Date
9/8/26
60-Pack: Almond & Coconut Bars
Made with crunchy almonds, toasted coconut, and honey for a delicious blend of wholesome flavor and satisfying texture
Features nutrient-dense almonds as the number one ingredient for a nourishing snack you can feel good about
Kosher, Non-GMO Project Verified, very low in sodium, and made with 0g trans fat per serving
Individually wrapped bars are perfect for convenient, grab-and-go snacking at home, work, or on the move
Best By Date
8/29/26
30-Pack: Peanut Butter & Dark Chocolate Protein Bars
Made with peanuts, almonds, peanut butter, and dark chocolate for a rich, satisfying blend of sweet and nutty flavor
Features heart-healthy, nutrient-dense peanuts as the number one ingredient for wholesome nutrition in every bite
Each bar delivers 7g of protein and is a good source of fiber to help keep you satisfied
Individually wrapped bars are perfect for convenient, grab-and-go snacking anytime, anywhere
Best By Date
8/19/26
6-Pack: Specialty Nuts Roasted and Salted In Shell Pistachios
Roasted and salted in-shell pistachios deliver a deliciously crunchy snack with classic savory flavor
Made with premium specialty nuts for wholesome, everyday snacking
Packaged in convenient resealable cups to help keep pistachios fresh and easy to enjoy on the go
Best By Date
8/14/26
80-Pack: Mini Variety Snack Bars
Includes mini bars in two delicious flavors: Dark Chocolate Cherry Cashew and Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate
Low in sugar and calories, these snack bars are a great choice for health-conscious lifestyles
Made with carefully selected, gluten-free ingredients for a wholesome snack you can enjoy with confidence
Mini, individually portioned bars are perfect for convenient, on-the-go snacking and easy portion control
Best By Date
8/10/26
Flavors Included
Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate, Dark Chocolate Cherry Cashew
72-Pack: Cranberry Almond Bars
Made with almonds, cranberries, and honey for a delicious blend of sweet, tart, and nutty flavor
Features nutrient-dense, heart-healthy almonds as the number one ingredient for wholesome nutrition
Kosher, Non-GMO Project Verified, very low in sodium, and made with 0g trans fat per serving
Individually wrapped bars are perfect for convenient, grab-and-go snacking at home, work, or on the go
Best By Date
8/30/26
5-Pack: Soft Baked Dark Chocolate Granola Chunk
Made with 100% whole grain oats and rich dark chocolate chunks for a soft, chewy twist on traditional granola
Provides 27g of whole grains per serving and is a good source of fiber, while remaining gluten free, low in sodium, kosher, and Non-GMO Project Verified
Enjoy it by the handful as a satisfying snack or add it to your favorite breakfast for extra flavor and texture
Packaged in a convenient resealable bag to keep your granola fresh for anytime snacking
Best By Date
8/11/26
5-Pack: Soft Baked Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Granola
Made with 100% whole grain oats, rich dark chocolate chunks, creamy peanut butter, and chopped peanuts for a soft, chewy, and satisfying snack
Provides 24g of whole grains per serving and is a good source of fiber, while remaining gluten free, low in sodium, kosher, and Non-GMO Project Verified
Enjoy it by the handful as a delicious snack or add it to yogurt, cereal, or other breakfast favorites
Packaged in a convenient resealable bag to keep your granola fresh for anytime snacking
I forget, what “gen” is doing the max-ing now?
I think I am closer to Geritol-maxing. Wait, do they even have that any more?
Remember, grandpa, always do drugs responsibly!
Not like what you did with grandma in the 1960’s.
On the other hand, then I probably wouldn’t be here.
@pmarin I’m just out here at the start of my sixth decade skillsmaxxing, so that I can actually do things when everybody younger than me has had their brains fully pureed by “AI” addiction.
@phendrick I started seeing Christmas countdowns on one show. Luckily I don’t go to retail stores much anymore; not sure when the Christmas music will hit. Apparently the run was already on for the big skeletons or inflatables. Now, maybe a jumbo reindeer skeleton, that would be cool! Now kids, don’t worry, that wasn’t Rudolph. But he was delicious!
@phendrick@pmarin
Stopped at a Cracker Barrel for a restroom break on our way to Nashville from Central Alabama. They already had full on Halloween displays out in their ‘store’ section… Some marked down…
@mehvid1 yeah you could mix up your own. Include peanuts, honey, and almonds, and whatever else. Wait, where is the chocolate in the dark chocolate bar?
@pmarin just sayin’ there are other options that don’t include sweeteners as 3 of the 4 most prevalent ingredients. I also try to avoid palm kernel oil as much as I can. I used to respect this brand more, for some reason. Having said that, I did order some of the kids’ muffin bars….
@mehvid1 how are the blueberry muffin bars, blueberry-wise? I love blueberries when fresh or baked into things, but some packaged blueberry stuff just seems artificial-y even if it’s supposedly real.
@pakopako@pmarin no grapes here, but anyway, I haven’t actually tried them yet, so can’t say for sure about the taste. As for “smothered by sugar,” you’ll be very hard-pressed to find any packaged foods with dried blueberries that don’t have a sugary coating. This offering seems to have less sugar and more oats, etc., than the other choices that were available. Cheers.
@Springbank I’m actually the other way around: the granola bags are more useful to me (they soak up yogurt very well) and the bars leave to much in-between my teeth
About the whole “looks-maxxing” thing, if you were thinking “haha of course literally breaking your jaw on a too-hard snack bar is just an over-the-top parody of cosmetic surgery”… no, no it’s really not. The “maxxing” reality is much worse than that.
/showme Hand here every finger has face with eyes and mouth. All of the fingers are arguing with each other about which show to watch. Jumping spider is looking on with frustration.
@mediocrebot Ha! Hands with fingers with hands! Oh, I thought the jumping spider wasn’t very frustrated, but now I can see little furry “hands” held up to it’s head in … frustration.
For those who have had these which are good and which are not so good. I vaguely remember people commenting on the mango ones before. How do the blueberry ones fair? Protein max?
The smallest first-world annoyance: I’d love to buy more varieties of the protein max bars, but the 48 pack is half vegan-friendly and half that have milk powder…
@mehrrychristmas I see the listing on slickdeals, but I don’t see $8 anywhere on amazon. I must not be included in the “select accounts” the offer is for.
@bob4ut@Dbn@pakopako Yeah, no. Ordered a week ago with today as the last estimated delivery date, and it’s still “processing”. At least they removed the cancel link on the order, so maybe they’re on it. Any day now.
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48-Pack Variety Protein Max & Zero Sugar Added Bars
6-Pack: Healthy Grain Peanut Butter Whole Grain Clusters
40-Pack: Kids Blueberry Muffin Bar
24-Pack: Dark Chocolate Crisp Protein Max Bars
60-Pack: Almond & Coconut Bars
30-Pack: Peanut Butter & Dark Chocolate Protein Bars
6-Pack: Specialty Nuts Roasted and Salted In Shell Pistachios
80-Pack: Mini Variety Snack Bars
72-Pack: Cranberry Almond Bars
5-Pack: Soft Baked Dark Chocolate Granola Chunk
5-Pack: Soft Baked Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Granola
48-Pack: Soft Baked Squares Chocolate Almond Flour Brownie
36-Pack: Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate Bars
60-Pack: Variety Pack Thins Bars
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Price Comparison
$29.99-$90.66 at Amazon & Kroger
5-Pack: Soft Baked Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Granola | 5-Pack: Soft Baked Dark Chocolate Granola Chunk | 6-Pack: Healthy Grain Peanut Butter Whole Grain Clusters | 6-Pack: Specialty Nuts Roasted and Salted In Shell Pistachios | 24-Pack: Dark Chocolate Crisp Protein Max Bars | 40-Pack: Kids Blueberry Muffin Bar | 36-Pack: Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate Bars | 48-Pack: Soft Baked Squares Chocolate Almond Flour Brownie | 80-Pack: Mini Variety Snack Bars | 30-Pack: Peanut Butter & Dark Chocolate Protein Bars | 48-Pack: Variety Protein Max & Zero Sugar Added Bars | 72-Pack: Cranberry Almond Bars | 60-Pack: Almond & Coconut Bars | 60-Pack: Variety Pack Thins Bars
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Jul 23 - Monday, Jul 27
oof… too many choices. would have been nice if there was a assorted variety pack that came with one container/box/bag of each item being offer.
(first world struggles)
@seespotbark Only 9 options to choose from now instead of 14. Does that help?
I forget, what “gen” is doing the max-ing now?
I think I am closer to Geritol-maxing. Wait, do they even have that any more?
Remember, grandpa, always do drugs responsibly!
Not like what you did with grandma in the 1960’s.
On the other hand, then I probably wouldn’t be here.
@pmarin I’m just out here at the start of my sixth decade skillsmaxxing, so that I can actually do things when everybody younger than me has had their brains fully pureed by “AI” addiction.
@pmarin that’s the introduction to Idiocracy.
Seems like it was just the 4th of July. How did it get to be Halloween shopping time so soon?
@phendrick I started seeing Christmas countdowns on one show. Luckily I don’t go to retail stores much anymore; not sure when the Christmas music will hit. Apparently the run was already on for the big skeletons or inflatables. Now, maybe a jumbo reindeer skeleton, that would be cool! Now kids, don’t worry, that wasn’t Rudolph. But he was delicious!
@phendrick @pmarin
Stopped at a Cracker Barrel for a restroom break on our way to Nashville from Central Alabama. They already had full on Halloween displays out in their ‘store’ section… Some marked down…
Today’s icon is too close to Jul 03, the hand vacuum that was not a personal “massager” … well maybe it could be.
@pmarin It’s definitely creepy.
@Chienfou - more granola for you!!!
@Kyeh
Thanks. Just found this as we are ‘away from home’. Will have to think on it some. (Choc-PB already sold out)
@chienfou But the ones you praised were the Dark Chocolate Chunk & they’re still available!
@Kyeh
D’oh, you’re right. Must be the altitude!
@chienfou So did you get some?
If you’re looking to be KIND to yourself, this ain’t it.
“PEANUT BUTTER
DARK CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS: Peanuts, glucose syrup, cane sugar, honey, almonds, palm kernel oil….”
@mehvid1 yeah you could mix up your own. Include peanuts, honey, and almonds, and whatever else. Wait, where is the chocolate in the dark chocolate bar?
@pmarin just sayin’ there are other options that don’t include sweeteners as 3 of the 4 most prevalent ingredients. I also try to avoid palm kernel oil as much as I can. I used to respect this brand more, for some reason. Having said that, I did order some of the kids’ muffin bars….
@mehvid1 how are the blueberry muffin bars, blueberry-wise? I love blueberries when fresh or baked into things, but some packaged blueberry stuff just seems artificial-y even if it’s supposedly real.
@mehvid1 @pmarin it’s smothered by sugar and grapes, but on the plus side, there’s grapes.
@pakopako @pmarin no grapes here, but anyway, I haven’t actually tried them yet, so can’t say for sure about the taste. As for “smothered by sugar,” you’ll be very hard-pressed to find any packaged foods with dried blueberries that don’t have a sugary coating. This offering seems to have less sugar and more oats, etc., than the other choices that were available. Cheers.
@mehvid1 @pmarin Fair, but these are made with raisin paste (grapes).
@pakopako ah, yes. I see now. I don’t mean to have “sour grapes” about the whole thing.
@mehvid1 I didn’t find my joke too a-peel-ing either.
Portable chargers or granola bars world be a more appropriate name for this website…
@admiralpoopants that would sound so Meh, though. … oh, I see. Yes!
Way too many choices. The bars are usually pretty good. The granola is pretty meh.
@Springbank I’m actually the other way around: the granola bags are more useful to me (they soak up yogurt very well) and the bars leave to much in-between my teeth
@pakopako @Springbank I thought the granola was ok but I miss the fruit bars which have been gone for years.
About the whole “looks-maxxing” thing, if you were thinking “haha of course literally breaking your jaw on a too-hard snack bar is just an over-the-top parody of cosmetic surgery”… no, no it’s really not. The “maxxing” reality is much worse than that.
Damnit @troy, you got me again with the snacks!
/giphy calculating-daring-warlord
@Thumperchick /giphy did I do that?
/giphy catastrophic-young-woodchuck
/showme patronizing-latest-spider
@FushYuMang Here’s the image you requested for “patronizing-latest-spider”
@FushYuMang @mediocrebot Hrrrr, I didn’t know index finger could talk. I’m gonna have to think about this.
@FushYuMang @mediocrebot Hmmm …
/showme Hand here every finger has face with eyes and mouth. All of the fingers are arguing with each other about which show to watch. Jumping spider is looking on with frustration.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Hand here every finger has face with eyes and mouth. All of the fingers are arguing with each oth…”
@mediocrebot Ha! Hands with fingers with hands! Oh, I thought the jumping spider wasn’t very frustrated, but now I can see little furry “hands” held up to it’s head in … frustration.
For those who have had these which are good and which are not so good. I vaguely remember people commenting on the mango ones before. How do the blueberry ones fair? Protein max?
@mehrrychristmas the ones with allulose are too sweet for me.
The smallest first-world annoyance: I’d love to buy more varieties of the protein max bars, but the 48 pack is half vegan-friendly and half that have milk powder…
@gdorn I also noticed that slickdeals has a listing for protein max for $8 for 12 for chocolate peanut butter via Amazon S&S.
@mehrrychristmas I see the listing on slickdeals, but I don’t see $8 anywhere on amazon. I must not be included in the “select accounts” the offer is for.
ETA: nm, I see it’s hiding behind a “coupon”
Jeez, do even the pistachios have peanuts in them?
Are “soft baked” and “half baked” synonyms?
Is KIND ok? Did their vp of production over produce them snack bars? Market oversaturated ?
Shipping takes forever. MEH is meh
@bob4ut estimated delivery is slated for next week; it hasn’t even started to be packaged.
@bob4ut @pakopako A previous order placed on July 2nd was delivered today so I’m guessing a 2-3 week turn around on most stuff
@bob4ut @Dbn @pakopako Yeah, no. Ordered a week ago with today as the last estimated delivery date, and it’s still “processing”. At least they removed the cancel link on the order, so maybe they’re on it. Any day now.