Well- I can say this has been one of my most interesting boxes so far. I got a brown/beige bag, which is cool cause I didn’t have that color yet! An insta charger portable charging thing. A pair of fuzzy pink slippers, and oil diffuser, and a zillion (not quite that many but seriously too many to count) of the armband sanitizer things with just as many plastic bottles!! Omg there are SO many!!! I wish my phone would let me add a picture!!
10 - 13” MacBook Air cases.
3 - trackers
1 - little monsters socks
1 - 3 pack bands for an old Fitbit or similar.
1 - brown bag.
I will be keeping the bag. The rest will probably go to the local thrift shop so they can be just as confused as what to do with it. I also have 3-4 other MacBook cases and 1 package of little monster socks to add to the donation box.
I got mine today.
I also got a case of MacBook cases.
A pack of Little Monster socks.
A car charger.
An open box of Happy Hour Candy.
And a beige Irk Bag!
(no need to post a pic… it would be redundant).
Wow, you really got spoiled. It made me sad just reading your post. Major let down after 2 days of hype and festivities! Even if Meh is taking a break, WE still love you sir Felton!! Both ME and my mice!
One of the least regrettable irks I’ve gotten!.. Is what I would say if I actually had a use for this stuff!
1x twin size Hotel sheet set (I use twin XL so)
1x purple Adyson Parker long sleeve shirt with integrated face covering thing (a very meh thing)
1x Little Monsters kids sized sock 3 pack (I am neither a kid nor do I have kids but kid me would’ve loved these probably)
1x Aquasonic black series toothbrush set (apparently has absolutely glowing reviews and I would love this… If my whole family didn’t already have sonicare toothbrushes)
1x coffee with a lot of creamer colored irk bag
All in all, a very very useful and practical irk, for somebody other than myself. Oh well!
Mine was supposed to be delivered today but it is now delayed until Monday. The dimensions did seem to update and are showing 12x10x6in and 11.2lbs. I wonder how much regret I will be filled with this time.
Work this afternoon was hectic but I cannot explain the joy that this IRK brought me. Everyone knows I’m a self appointed Clawz queen (black womens size 7 are the holy grail). This is my most epic IRK to date. All the tension in my body disappeared when I unveiled this madness.
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Still working on the whole photo thing lol, also got a case of cases for my invisible MacBook!
My first Instant Regret Kit has arrived! It contains a tan bag, 10 pounds of spaghetti, 2 trackr dots (one of which has a number written on a piece of tape on it!!!), a microusb wall charger, and some kind of battery powered scrubbing thing from glossmetics with either some wood or a larva inside.
Got mine today, and had some hope, given the size and weight of the box, and I was well rewarded!
1 1.6 Quart Magic Chef Air Fryer, resealed, haven’t checked to see if it’s all there/works
8 pack of GLOW Vitamin C infused facial masks (the girlfriend will thank you)
A 3 pack of Simply Unstitched socks (bulldog edition)
2 king sized luxury microfiber pillow cases
A beige IRK bag!
Well, it’s less IRK-y then the 10lbs of pasta with no IRK bag from last time (although someone noticed my regret and sent me a bubble mailer a week later containing an IRK bag)
@Kyeh that is Harold Ferndoc. The car was built in 1970 for Revell the model car company to tour the show circuit and promote their line of “Deals wheels “ model kits. The model had a figure in it and according to the instruction sheet his name was listed as Harold Ferndoc.
My June IRK arrived today. Am I the only one not to receive any pasta? Anyway…here is what I did receive:
A set of Cuisinart knives
Bandolino Charging Pouch
Minx Studded Knee high socks
Pink Portable Charger
Beige IRK Bag
*(Cat for photo purposes only. Not included in IRK.)
Thanks, Meh! I can make use of most of this stuff. Maybe not the studded socks…although if I leave the house sporting all these items at once…hmmm…
What up, my dudes. I got a working refurbished Shark robot vacuum in my June Irk. I can even tell Echo to make it start cleaning. The box was a little dented. Otherwise, not sure why it was added to an Irk. So good. I win. Thanks, meh.
Finally got to a computer to add photos. My Box had got damaged in transit and FedEx had to relabel it I saw… but it seems they reboxed it too. Wonder if they took my IRK Bag. /s
1 Hammock + Stand
1 USB charger base for a phone unboxed
~25 or so Clawz in W6 and a couple W7
2 30ct boxes of TrackR Pixels…
~10 envelops of TrackR Pixels (so far no batteries work…)
I happened to lose my phone this morning and wish I could have put a pixel on it hahah.
All in all what a fun surprise to see such a big box show up. I’ve been wanting a hammock stand for a year now and this was a win.
This was my first IRK too! Was looking forward to the famed bag but maybe next time. Lost all of the last two days trying to get another but with no success.
Golden craIRK ALERT!!!
Got done mowing the lawn and discovered that the FedEx ninja managed to sneak this small package by me… 1 sovaro LUXURY cooler. It’s the Fyre festival of coolers, I assure you. Also in the box a navy irk bag and two power bank things… which I totally forgive because the MSRP on this cooler is either $900 (according to Home Depot) or maybe $400 if you look around… anyhow, it’s nuts and I’m pretty stoked. Thanks meh. I do regret my receiving two more worthless power banks. I guess this irk passes.
Opened my 14 pound box and was profoundly IRKed!Inside my very first IRK Kit, I found a Cuisinart MultiClad Pro Stainless 7-piece set — Amazon: $249.99, which looked like it was “it,” until I lifted the cardboard.
In the big pot, I found:
• Scrabble Slam Game — Amazon: $8.49
• Danielle 2-piece Erase Your Face Makeup Removing Cloths — Walmart: $11.65
• Angelina 38C wireless bra: Couldn’t find the exact one, but they sell them at Walmart …
• IRK Bag! Yay!
A sensationally IRKing IRK Kit and quite a haul!
(And Simon really dug the bag!)
That’s what I keep saying about the shark stick 2 piece vacuum, cuisinart 3 in 1 food processor and pots and pans. Really I’d be happy with just one of them. it’s the cuisinart 3 in 1 food processor though.
Sounds stupid but register those bad boys at cuisinart. My blender broke and I sent it back in, they sent me back a brand new one bc they couldn’t fix it!
Late to the party but better late than never. Here’s my loot:
1 tan IRK bag (always useful)
an iPhone 7 battery case (cool but I only have Android phones so no use for me.)
a 500 piece puzzle (next time a hurricane knocks out the power, I’ll be sure to pull this out to occupy the family’s time. )
a 5-pack of refrigerator mats (can also double duty as table placemats)
and finally a staub Roasting Dish (never heard of a staub but its french so its gotta be good, right?)
Overall, not a bad haul. I’ll be getting the Birthday IRK later today so I’ll be posting pictures from that bag soon.
I got a pretty big box that was mostly a double crockpot thing. Here is the video I edited of me opening it. I made a really dumb intro video for this and future IRK’s which I am very proud of so at least watch the first 30 seconds or so:
June IRK arrived today!
8 out of the 10 pieces of the Henckels RealClad cookware
1 nude IRK bag
1 tea cup with strainer
1 set of solar honey bee lights
1 of them tablet phone holder things
Lastly, no Trackers!!! Honestly I have been so upset that have never ever gotten any in multiple IRKs that I got that I actually bought some during the birthday celebration so I can be one of the cool kids.
My June IRK arrived last week, and I’ve been waiting to post to see if one of the two reveal threads would emerge as the winner (I’ve backed the wrong horse before). Since neither has been deemed worthy of broadcast status, I finally said fuck it and picked the most recent thread.
After a promising start – look at all that Texas air! – I was immediately brought back down to earth:
Don’t know why this merited so much protection, but there you have it. Those toothbrushes may be more valuable than I imagined. Beige bag not pictured due to ugliness.
My end of June IRK showed up yesterday. A beige IRK bag, pair of guys medium athletic shorts, a wooden plant stand, a string of diamond lights, and a Shiatsu heated foot massager. I’m not sorry at all!
Was really hoping for those pans but I’m definitely not complaining! Happy with all this and apparently the meh crew know I love the socks! Also my mom is a master gardener who specializes in pollinator gardens so those lights are going to bee the thing to put a smile on her face!
Received: 1 beige IRK bag, 1 beige “California Home Goods” cloth bag/pillow thing which I believe is one of those charcoal odor eliminator things, 1 green toothbrush, 1 Quip fiasco coin (04285), 2 pairs of Sock Junkie green/yellow reversible ankle socks, and 1 Isaac Mizrahi small roller bag – pretty small for a carry-on, but probably will work as an under-seat personal item if they don’t make me use the sizer.
Photo of the 2 things which haven’t already been posted elsewhere. . .
Just noticed the bag has an external USB port on the side, so yeah, intended to be an under seater. It should be useful on all but the most no frills lines which makes their money by upcharging you left and right.
I think the irk I just received today goes with this thread…
*a nude bag
*a pair of blue light filtering glasses
*a single red TrackR
*glass pyrex-like food container with locking lid
*and a genuine refurbished shark rocket duoclean with pet-something-or-other roller or something.
I believe this was even a return at some point. Haven’t tested it to see if all the parts are there, and that it works. Gonna give it a try in a sec.
my first irk did not disappoint:
irk tote bag
Shuraleah leather wallet
Coleman tent stake mallet
pink hoopla Wallpops (they’re actually pretty cute and going up in my daughter’s room)
Mota battery case for iPhone 6
House of Living Art Hollywood style mirror with 12 led lights and touch controls…missing power cable, lol
After being listed as “out for delivery” on July 8, my IRK from June finally showed up on my front steps. At first, I saw the battered box and wondered how a discarded box could get from across the street where the neighbors had piled some stuff for trash pick up, all the way up the hill to my steps, when I realized it wasn’t trash. It was the long lost IRK.
It contained not one but two bags. One navy, one go with anything beige, two toothbrushes, some socks, some Trackrs, and yes, a hammock! I’m going to get a can of mosquito spray and drag it down to the creek for some relaxation.
@syrethia Nice! I’ve been looking for a good hammock… LOVE that this one comes with its own stand… hoping I get one in my IRK which is supposed to be delivered this week if Fedex doesn’t randomly change their mind again.
@bblood I hope you get one. I’m now considering setting it up in the living room, playing nature sounds, and enjoying the AC. Maybe that’s why FedEx keeps rescheduling yours like they did with mine. I actually saw a delivery guy come up to the house, dig around in the back of the van, then go away without leaving anything. He returned later with this. I think had he realized he was on camera, he might have been gentler with his handling of the IRK.