Q: What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps?
A: A condescending con descending.
I the vein of @Kyeh’s joke above:
I saw a dwarf climbing down the prison wall, and I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending…
@njfan OH MY GOD GLEN STOLE MY n!!!
What do you call it when a psychic midget escapes from prison?
A small medium at large.
Reminds me of an actual NY Post headline from my (relative) youth:
(38 years ago…)
A strip joint in this state put up this sign when they had to shut down for Covid:
I do don’t get the dad joke with throwing the cigarette overboard, am I thinking to hard?
@Star2236 cigarette lighter can mean what you light a cigarette with, or the weight of the boat drops by the weight of a cigarette.