@tinamarie1974 ordered on the 8th, arrived at FedEx on the 10th, expected here by the 20th. Maybe they are just leaving it by the highway onramp with a little sign saying “Please Take Me to California”.
Still faster than PB/USPS.
I got mine too! Also, the “blank” black shopping bag turns out not to be blank. It is printed on both sides with Instant Regret Kit graphics. I suppose if they had shown that in the offer people might have gotten confused.