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mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:08am ET

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mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:08am ET:
Specs
- Model: IRK-2
- Condition: Regretful
- The bag formerly known as Fukubukuro
What’s in the Box?

It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Price Comparison

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Warranty

Throw it in the trash

Estimated Delivery

Thursday, Aug 4 - Monday, Aug 8
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deathbynoodlez said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:08am ET:

/buy

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- @deathbynoodlez Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:08am ET
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lichme said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

Lol

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makhay said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

Weird, it didn’t refresh for me

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- @makhay weird, still loading the last deal on the main page
  
  kevinrs said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET
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- @makhay Same. No counter on this one, either.
  
  dvermilion said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET
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- @dvermilion @makhay. Same here
  
  cbilyak said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET
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- @kevinrs Yeah, same here, odd. Maybe we have to “Let sit on stove for 15 minutes.”
  
  makhay said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET
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- @dvermilion @makhay And none have been sold, either
  
  dijit27 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET
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adambray said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

/buy

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- @adambray Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET
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ruthwik081 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

What the f, it didn’t even load for me

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werehatrack said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

/buy

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- @werehatrack Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET
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whistlingwilly said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

/buy

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- @whistlingwilly Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET
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tinamarie1974 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

It would not even load the page

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CraigDanger said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

Page crapped out booooooooo

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mythereal said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

Can’t fucking buy it if the page won’t even load!

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chaos13 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

Did everything fault out for anyone else? I am trying to load on laptop and phone and still showing the old site.

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Dynamik said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

First IRK is off to a strong start

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Jamileigh17 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

same. That’s some shit

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curtise said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:09am ET:

This didn’t work.

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mtbm33 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

Where’s the timer?

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mythereal said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

Too many bots!

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bradkeskey said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

What the hell my page is stuck on the charger.

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andrewx29 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

mine still loads the charger, never went to irk

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Watermelon_Ice said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

/buy

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- @gatwood Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET
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mattguyver said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

/buy

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- @mattguyver Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET
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chaos13 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

/buy

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- @chaos13 Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET
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D_a_v_e said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

/buy

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- @D_a_v_e Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET
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DaveInSoCal said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

Tricksy hobbitses

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makhay said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

/buy

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- @makhay Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET
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OON7 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

/buy

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- @OON7 Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET
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SnakeJG said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

I already regret staying up, I guess the IRK works! Even when it doesn’t.

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dijit27 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

Something spooky is going on here.

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mrchristian said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

/buy

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- @mrchristian Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET
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asinus said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

what the hell? Didn’t load

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castledev said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

Noooooooo

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JerkMcJerkface said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET:

/buy

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- @JerkMcJerkface Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:10am ET
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castledev said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET:

/buy

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- @castledev Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET
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mossygreen said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET:

So, did anybody get one? By clicking to previous deals or how?

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- @mossygreen 0 sold
  
  castledev said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET
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- @castledev I guess I could have check that myself. Didn’t think of it. Thanks!
  
  mossygreen said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET
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TheRedBrit said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET:

Page won’t even load when i click meh at the top. Just takes me to the last product with no timer.

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- @TheRedBrit same! What’s going on here?
  
  bblood said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET
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gsrivast said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET:

/buy

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- @gsrivast Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET
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stevenmontes said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET:

That was cruel

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tinamarie1974 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET:

Also shows zero sold

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spleener said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET:

/buy

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- @spleener Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET
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Tamrakar09 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET:

/buy

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- @Tamrakar09 Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET
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TheGreatNico said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:11am ET:

Something is going on

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OON7 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

Haha I like that we all tried here.

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cbooboo2 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

Mean

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mypiesarepiff said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

Best mehrathon ever

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aaee said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

/buy

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- @aaee Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET
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Superllama7 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

/giphy womp womp

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mypiesarepiff said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

/buy

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- @mypiesarepiff Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET
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ealbright25 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

%buy

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vdeogmer said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

/buy

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- @vdeogmer Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET
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aaee said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

guess they are just posting sold out irks now

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- @aaee they’re just helping us out by not getting our hopes up.
  
  Ghlitch said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:14am ET
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mbatla said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

/ buy

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khaleesi0 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

Meh it’s too dang late to be solving riddles

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DieterBug said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET:

/buy

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- @DieterBug Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:12am ET
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Ratchety said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:13am ET:

Thank you for saving me from myself!

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sohmageek said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:13am ET:

/buy

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- @sohmageek Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:13am ET
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werehatrack said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:13am ET:

Well, that was unusually meh-some even for an Irk during a Mehrathon.

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lichme said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:13am ET:

Damnit I tried buying it directly too many times on the checkout page and now it’s making me capcha

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abozik said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:14am ET:

/buy

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- @abozik Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:14am ET
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duodec said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:14am ET:

Does Meh still run in azure? This sure smells like microsoft fookiness

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- @duodec I thought they were in AWS (from previous job descriptions). Maybe they’re on Google Cloud…that would really explain it.
  
  TimW said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 8:17am ET
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sidehike said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:15am ET:

I’m sitting on my stove. This seems like a bad idea, Meh.

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OnionSoup said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:15am ET:

Fake-Purchase-Bag

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IndifferentDude said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:18am ET:

And it shows ZERO IRK’s SOLD!!

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- @IndifferentDude I noticed there were fewer and fewer each time. This was the only logical conclusion.
  
  dijit27 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:18am ET
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EditBottomText said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:18am ET:

All the people that say “i’d rather no one get it than just me not get it” are happy as a clam right now

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chaos13 said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:22am ET:

So I let this simmer on the stove for 15 minutes and still nothing.

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Abeltrx said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:26am ET:

I am a little disappointed that this didn’t open up after reading step 5… wait for 15 minutes…

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Rueki said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:28am ET:

Well at this point, cooking it any further will burn the IRK.

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mightymurrs said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:30am ET:

/buy

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- @mightymurrs Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:30am ET
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buteyn said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:32am ET:

/buy

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- @buteyn Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 12:32am ET
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NoSalt said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 2:11pm ET:

/buy

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- @NoSalt Oops, sorry. You’re too late.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Sep 23rd 2021 at 2:11pm ET
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