Gah… screwed again, but by the screwdriver just before. This bag has baby doll heads. Should have got it since my wife is now pregnant. Should have been a sign… or, I should not get it since I need to put money away for the kid. Hmmm…
2 IRK’s in 1 hour?? Must be why there were several earlier IRK’s with just 50 in each offering. Luckily I snagged 1 during one of those!! Congrats to everyone else who just got one!!
okay but i wanna know are these ‘exclusive’ members only irks better??? pressing question with i’m sure an obvious answer but like knowing meh…does it guarantee to be…better?here since 2014 and i’m slow to finding the lore of IRK
@pandaisarose Not that anyone has noticed… theoretically VMP ones are supposed to be shipped earlier but I don’t know if that has fallen by the wayside.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 12 - Monday, Apr 19
Ahh
@jaybird Indeed.
Boom shaka laka
Dam Bots.
First one ever!
omniscient-cliched-coal
goddamnit.
Shocking. Got one. I guess I’m not a robot.
/giphy witty-green-hat
They fooled everybody.
@Felton10 That’s on you, goat!
@OldCatLady Flattery will get you nowhere.
Wow. took almost 25 seconds to sell out. You guys are slacking off…
Wow!
Captcha! Curses!
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
/giphy spicy deadly shake
@jmhsrv lucky
/giphy sturdy-hissing-cloth
/giphy mystical-holistic-wombat
30 seconds in… and I got NADA
Curses!!!
YES!!!
/giphy thermal-useless-coyote
/giphy dreamy-stale-chair
/giphy sold out again
/giphy highfalutin-uninvited-olive
Well I got to the green bars this time. Closest I’ve ever been.
wtf!!! it hasn’t asked me to go thru c*patch’s once in forever and it asks me NOW and i got fooped AGAIN. $5 a month for this (
)
/giphy creative-super-peach
/giphy neutral-major-troll
Gah… screwed again, but by the screwdriver just before. This bag has baby doll heads. Should have got it since my wife is now pregnant. Should have been a sign… or, I should not get it since I need to put money away for the kid. Hmmm…
bah! no one expects the second IRK! I walked away. I want a do over!
It figures. I finally give in to temptation and Meh was sold out. I am depressed.
I probably should have payed attention to this one too
Holy Frijoles! I AM NOT A ROBOT!! Spare me the nanoseconds that cost me the opportunity to throw away money into your moneyholes!!
There is no spoon.
ohhhh my god what have i done!!!
Missed both this hour - captcha is not my friend
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
Yeeessss! Whimsical-Loud-Hare
2 IRK’s in 1 hour?? Must be why there were several earlier IRK’s with just 50 in each offering. Luckily I snagged 1 during one of those!!
Congrats to everyone else who just got one!! 
Told me it wasn’t sure what I wanted to buy!!! WTF??? Then when I started over it said it was sold out.
Definitely wasn’t expecting a second to show up, but…
/giphy fit-equitable-brake
/giphy organized-downy-bedbug
okay but i wanna know are these ‘exclusive’ members only irks better??? pressing question with i’m sure an obvious answer but like knowing meh…does it guarantee to be…better?
here since 2014 and i’m slow to finding the lore of IRK
@pandaisarose Not that anyone has noticed… theoretically VMP ones are supposed to be shipped earlier but I don’t know if that has fallen by the wayside.
@Kidsandliz @pandaisarose I don’t think that was ever a thing. They promised to prioritize customer service but not shipping.
/giphy priceless-dirty-knee
Although I have much regret, I can always use more.
This thing ever going to ship? Or is that part of the instant regret?
@brenden77 It does say Monday, Apr 12 - Monday, Apr 19 on mine for estimated delivery. Have lower expectations.