“The included hook for endless entertainment,” makes me not get this. I have a family, house, job, and responsibilities. It seems irresponsible to include this kind of entertainment with ANYthing!
After losing myself and everything to the included hook’s endless entertainment, I might even forget to stand in line for the dole! After years of being forgotten, some poor sod might come across my lifeless remains near this device, and fall under the influence of the evil included hook for endless entertainment. It could very well be the downfall of civilization as we know it!
Specs
Product: Inflatable Palm Tree Island with 4 Plastic Cup Holders
Model: New
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Oct 17 - Monday, Oct 20
A place to sequester all that hot air?
$18 doesn’t seem like a great deal on this.
@MuddyG
Exactly! I was thinking it wouldn’t even be eligible for the $6.66 refund, figured it was going to be around $8 not $18!
A water-filled bladder doesn’t give me any added stability.
@phendrick And beer is even worse.
@phendrick Although, significantly more stable than if it were filled with booze, I’m guessing.
@phendrick Hey, you stole my line, just under the wire!
I swear to God they already tried to sell this
“The included hook for endless entertainment,” makes me not get this. I have a family, house, job, and responsibilities. It seems irresponsible to include this kind of entertainment with ANYthing!
After losing myself and everything to the included hook’s endless entertainment, I might even forget to stand in line for the dole! After years of being forgotten, some poor sod might come across my lifeless remains near this device, and fall under the influence of the evil included hook for endless entertainment. It could very well be the downfall of civilization as we know it!
@user27549550 Or, even worse, IT COULD PUT YOUR EYE OUT!!