Carries water.
Does ALL of the above & More!
Water and ice cubes, K.I.S.S. IYKYK
@ragingredd IYKYK? Isn’t that the zipper company?
@ragingredd @yakkoTDI No, you’re thinking of ICWYDT.
@yakkoTDI thats YKK lol
I want a Swiss Army water bottle.
With a gun.
And a compartment for lots of spare ammo.
Magically is always full of ice water and within arm’s reach.
@katbyter and also weighs nothing or carries itself. And maybe has a bag of holding attached…
Does what a Contigo does but holds at least 24 ounces. /image Contigo
Gun.
@Wollyhop Here ya go:
Has a separately-loadable compartment for mixers.
A water bottle that magically makes Flint Michigan’s water drinkable.
Seems to me a Swiss Army bottle should have a knife. Probably many blades.
That does my taxes.
That cleans it self
That wears a short skirt and a long jacket.
That can chill and carbonate the water.
Carries water.
Does ALL of the above & More!
Water and ice cubes, K.I.S.S. IYKYK
@ragingredd IYKYK? Isn’t that the zipper company?
@ragingredd @yakkoTDI No, you’re thinking of ICWYDT.
@yakkoTDI thats YKK lol
I want a Swiss Army water bottle.
With a gun.
And a compartment for lots of spare ammo.
Magically is always full of ice water and within arm’s reach.
@katbyter and also weighs nothing or carries itself. And maybe has a bag of holding attached…
Does what a Contigo does but holds at least 24 ounces.

/image Contigo
Gun.
@Wollyhop Here ya go:

Has a separately-loadable compartment for mixers.
A water bottle that magically makes Flint Michigan’s water drinkable.
Seems to me a Swiss Army bottle should have a knife. Probably many blades.
That does my taxes.
That cleans it self
That wears a short skirt and a long jacket.
That can chill and carbonate the water.