I finally did my taxes, should I spend my refund on an inflatable Svengoolie?

@mossygreen I’m going to be sooooo jealous.

@sammydog01 An excellent point, well worth considering.

@mossygreen You could buy multiple svengoolies for that.

@mossygreen @sammydog01 Not now, the site says they are sold out.

@phendrick @sammydog01 DAMN IT. I WAITED TOO LONG FOR SVENGOOLIE. NOW ONLY THE GOLDEN CHICKEN IS LEFT.

@mossygreen @phendrick I TOLD YOU TO BUY ONE WHY DIDN’T YOU LISTEN.

Go buy a glow in the dark Cheetos bowl- you’ll feel better.

@mossygreen @phendrick @sammydog01
He was too expensive anyway. You can get a non-inflatable Svengooli cardboard cut-out:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/SC2310-Svengoolie/1219206468

If you do get the golden fried chicken sculpture:

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT THE SCULPTURE.

@Kyeh @phendrick @sammydog01 I feel like it’s probably okay to attempt to eat the sculpture, the real problem would be succeeding. But I respect the wishes of the artist.

@mossygreen @phendrick @sammydog01
You could lick it, maybe.

@Kyeh @mossygreen @phendrick The cardboard cutout is even better!

@Kyeh @mossygreen @phendrick @sammydog01

@mossygreen @phendrick @sammydog01
And a limited edition at that!

@sammydog01 Now I want a protected popcorn bowl, but it doesn’t have to be cheeto themed.

@metaphore I bought it to go with my Cheetos duster.
/image Cheetos duster

@metaphore @sammydog01 Ooo, do you put cheeto dust on popcorn? That sounds good!

@Kyeh @metaphore It came with a recipe book- the hot Cheetos dust on donuts sounded really good.

@Kyeh @metaphore @sammydog01
Seems like I saw those listed long ago either here or on woot… or is that just the Mandela effect!

@metaphore My bowl came- it’s nice heavy rubber. Not what I was expecting. I also got a bonus amazon baby gift bag with a ton of stuff I have no need for. Weird.

@sammydog01 A baby sized gift bag? Or a gift bag full of stuff for babies?

@metaphore

There is a baby bottle, extra nipples, full size laundry detergent, a bunch of samples in a gift bag. Other stuff in there too. I wish I knew a good place to donate it. I’m done with babies.

@metaphore

The bowls were one per account so I asked my son to order one for me- he got baby supplies too so I know it’s Cheetos related,

@metaphore @sammydog01 Strange! Is there a womens shelter in your town?

@Kyeh @metaphore Probably. I should check.

@Kyeh @sammydog01 I was gonna make a joke about amazon knowing something you don’t, but maybe they assume anyone that wants cheeto popcorn must be having prego cravings?
See if you have a crisis nursery near by? The one here always can use more supplies.

@Cerridwyn Very reasonable.

@sammydog01 I KNOW! I’ve never actually seem the original movies, even though I bought the boxed set DVDs a few years ago.

@mossygreen Next week too, and Trilogy of Terror!