I am King!

carl669 posted a pic said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 10:47am ET

of Sensible Castle in Ireland. today. for 3 minutes. 0924-0927 (PDT). 1024am-1027am (MDT). 1124am-1127am (CDT). 1224pm-1227pm (EDT)

i have no idea what i decreed. so, it’ll be a surprise for me as well. it’s possible i was drunk when i decreed my decrees. i like saying decree.

won’t you join me during my reign? there will be cake, debauchery, flowers and bloodshed. not necessarily in that order.

https://whoisthekingrightnow.com/

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ELUNO said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 11:00am ET:

That’s still going on?!? I wasted my kingship back in May. I was out looking for my queen and now I don’t even have a kingdom…
A toast for our future king! King Karle!

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  CaptAmehrican said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 11:11am ET
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- @CaptAmehrican I’ll have to settle for them. Which isn’t a bad thing at all!
  
  ELUNO said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 3:11pm ET
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f00l said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 11:17am ET:

Long Live The Fucking King!

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driver8 said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 11:51am ET:

I’ll have cake, debauchery, and flowers - hold the bloodshed.

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- @driver8 the 3 cannot exist without the bloodshed. sorry. those are the cosmic rules.
  
  carl669 said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 12:22pm ET
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f00l said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 12:01pm ET:

@carl669

Formally, will you be @carl669, King Fuckity of Fuck?

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- @f00l i have no idea what i registered with. anything is possible.
  
  carl669 said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 12:23pm ET
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pitamuffin said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 12:24pm ET:

Penis Lord Carl of Meh the Goat Fucker! Right now!!

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carl669 said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 12:29pm ET:

and so endeth my reign. t’were a good reign.

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- @carl669 I prefer Sulu from Mr. Show.
  
  ELUNO said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 1:12pm ET
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f00l said Fri, Sep 30th 2016 at 1:12pm ET:

Arrrggghhh

Missed your reign. Was trapped in corporate black hole hell.

Couldn’t you also repeal daylight savings time? Or does the Zulu Time decree cover that?

So how many folk did you behead?

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connorbush said Sat, Oct 1st 2016 at 6:54pm ET:

Damn I lost my paper and failed to register.

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