@f00l Using a vacuum cleaner works if you can’t smuggle Big Ben in, as my kid found out with her first (illegal and snuck out the window too) hangover. Punishment was to vacuum the entire house while I blasted music at full volume. I told her that since she wasn’t drinking since she was underage she wasn’t suffering from a hangover either and didn’t have my sympathy. If looks could have killed I would have been skewered. LOL I probably earned a few points in the meanest mom in the whole wide world contest that day too.
drunk u are. much drunk. much. k lunch
bye
lucky u r. much lucky. much. keep lunch down.
K?
Funny. Much funny. Will b hangover
@mehbee no hangover! yay!
@carl669 Yay! I’m so glad!
Drunk love. You muchness.
Much you fucking
@KittySprinkles and that’s how rumors get started…
/giphy starting rumors
@KittySprinkles right back at ya!
Can I have some money? It’s for a good reason I’ll tell ya more about later.
@nogoodwithnames you better not be digging a hole.
Fuck,@carl669, don’t come in here drunk like this!
Go get more drunk and really random, then come back. Ok?
@f00l for that, we’ll have to wait for @pavlov to come to Chicago.
@carl669 Guess I’m not good enough
Of course, I can’t drink like @Pavlov can
@compunaut i think we should grab all the people in the chicago recommendations thread and have a meh night out after the holidays.
i’m going to speak really softly and just play you some soothing music while you are waking up, ok dear?
/youtube sex pistols anarchy in the uk
@Yoda_Daenerys
Perfect.
Can we import Big Ben just for this moment? Right next to him?
@Yoda_Daenerys best served at full volume
/giphy full volume
@f00l Using a vacuum cleaner works if you can’t smuggle Big Ben in, as my kid found out with her first (illegal and snuck out the window too) hangover. Punishment was to vacuum the entire house while I blasted music at full volume. I told her that since she wasn’t drinking since she was underage she wasn’t suffering from a hangover either and didn’t have my sympathy. If looks could have killed I would have been skewered. LOL I probably earned a few points in the meanest mom in the whole wide world contest that day too.
@Kidsandliz
You are both an angel, and an evil genius.
Nice combo.
@carl669!
@CARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL669!!!
Yeah. Shouting. Deal with it, fucker.
hey bb.
How you feeling buddy? Ready for some breakfast?
@pitamuffin can i get a yolk a bit more runny? and some sausage and bacon? and some coffee?
(note: i don’t get hangovers. ever. i just get REALLY hungry the next day.)
aw shit. i don’t remember starting this thread. but, i did click the meh button at some point last night.
if I don’t remember creating this thread, is it still considered self starring to star it?
philosophically, I didn’t think, therefore, I wasn’t. and not being, am allowed to self star with no repercussions.
@carl669
Sounds like sound logic to me.
@carl669 Hey, if your not a star in your own eyes, then why should we respect you in the morning?
/giphy morning star
@carl669 ewe
Well happy thanksgiving weekend to you too. Nothing like getting drunk with family and friends for the holidays
@CaptAmehrican amen to that!
i’ve resurtected this threed because drink iit did . l. /. fuicking period dot go hwere you’re supposed to go fucker. there
@carl669 What have you been spiking the Nyquil with?
@KittySprinkles wodka,1!
I think this is my favorite meh forum comment.