Happy National Talk Like Shakespeare Day!

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Hark, ere this day endeth, beest sure to post thy Bard inspired comments below. For the present day, as upon each 23 April, is National Talk Like Shakespeare Day!

If 't be true I wast less not restful, I would fain speaketh in iambic pentameter, but alas such wilt not beest the case.

However, those of thee so inclined dost hither regale us with thy most elegant rhetoric anon…