Goat Day 19: Ask a Goat Anything, Volume 2

Afternoon, peeps. What an afternoon in the NCAA Tournament so far. It's been bonkers. This year I decided not to pick a bracket after the colossal hosejob the selection committee gave Dayton, and I'm glad I didn't because it just makes watching the tournament that much more fun.

Well, let's get to your questions:

-@dashcloud writes: "How are today's kid's shows compared to the ones in the 90s?

Also, Bitchin' Kitchen or My Drunk Kitchen?"

The best kids show on TV today is Phineas and Ferb. No doubt. It's light years better than anything that airs today and even eclipses anything that aired when I was a kid. With that caveat in mind, kids shows back in the day were great. Batman: The Animated Series can go toe to toe with anything. Plus, we live in a day and age where the Saturday morning cartoon is dead. What can compete now?

Also: Bitchin' Kitchen.

-@dis_member writes: "Can I have your internet streaming passwords?"

Sure, they're all 1-2-3-4-5. Same combination as my luggage.

-@mikibell writes: **"What is you favorite horror film?"

Evil Dead series. Does that count as horror? Personally, I'm not a huge horror film fan. I'll watch them, but I choose not to actively engage in them. My friend in Chicago once took me to see The Ring opening weekend. That didn't sit well for me for at least a week.

-@communist writes: "any purchases from meh that you regret making?"

I honestly love everything Meh! Yeah!!!!! I'm a corporate shill!

Honestly: the Neoprene Sleeves... I have so so many of them. But at least it led to the bathing. 8 bucks was a small price to pay to humiliate myself.

-@cranky1950 writes: "What do goats get since like y'now, yer already goats?"

Weird, non-sensical questions.

-@rockblossom writes: "When you are the scapegoat, who do you get to blame for problems? Sure, you could blame yourself, but aren't you already carrying enough blame?"

You have submitted a paradox in the hopes I short circuit, but alas, I'm not a robot, so my head will not explode. I'm on to your games, rockblossom....

-@somahgeek writes: "if you were a drink. What drink would you be?"

Something Schnapps, because that just seems to be the perfect amount of weird without being a creation from "Drinking Terrible." BTW, has @matthew made a drink with Schnapps? He should call it "The Goat" because then it would be the GREATEST (Drink) OF ALL TIME!

-@mcanavino writes: "If you're a fainting goat are you forbidden from buying a goatskin fainting couch?"

Hmmm, that's weird. I've never heard of these...

checks Google

Hmmm... I hope not, otherwise I couldn't recreate my favorite scene from Seinfeld...

-@Pavlov writes: "Hey Goat, you seen my goat?"

No... Please don't shoot me...

-And @jimmyd103 writes: "Can you recommend a productive use for 140ish Built NY cases? Between the 130 I received in the bundle and another haul in a fuku, they are coming out of my ears. I thought only the goat could answer this problem brought upon me by meh..."

Bathing. I can only answer bathing.

TODAY'S DEAL

Seems cool, but I'd find it weird to use a control with a mobile game. To each their own, I suppose. I'm glad I didn't buy it a few weeks ago when it was sold for $45.

TODAY'S QUESTION

Who have you picked to win it all in the NCAA Tournament?

Until tomorrow, BLEAT!!!!!!