Goat Day 17: Green With Mehnvy

BillLehecka went on a bit of a rant said
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Good afternoon, kids. Happy St. Patrick's Day. How many people have been overserved and are now reading this? I wouldn't be surprised, you drunks.

ERIN GO BRAGH

It's St. Patty's Day... Or is it St. Paddy's Day? I don't know. It's like Coke or Pop. Or Tomato/Tomahto. Or who gives a shit/who cares?

I kind of find it funny that Ireland doesn't really give a shit about St. Patrick's Day. It's just a silly day used as an excuse to drink. I kind of enjoy St. Joseph's Day. That's the Italian version of today, celebrated March 19th.

Are you enjoying Corned Beef and Cabbage today? If so, why? It's such a weird dish that really doesn't say to me "Damn, I gots to have that!"

Are there other Irish cuisines out there? Seriously, I'm curious.

TODAY'S DEAL

Sold out?!?!?! I kinda was interested in some steak knives. I just bought a steak, so now how am I going to enjoy it? With my hands???

TODAY'S QUESTION

Are you wearing green today? If not, you have to pinch yourself. It's a rule.

Also, I'd like to do "Ask a Goat Anything Volume 2" tomorrow, so leave your questions for me and I'll answer them sardonically.

Until tomorrow, BLEAT!!!!!

Oh, P.S. I just scored another Woot Bag of Crap today... I hope it comes before my tenure as Goat is over, because that will make a fine journal entry.