@Yoda_Daenerys Seriously? Like I’d know? (grin). I haven’t gotten one since April 2014 or something (that might of been the one I luckily missed the pallet of broken TV’s due to where I was bunking and so turned it down when I was flagged to give them my actual mailing address)… Been a robot enough times I have, sadly, quit even trying.
did y’all get the super secret email @carl699 @placidpenguin @f00l @narfcake @oldcatlady @kidsandliz @eluno?
@Yoda_Daenerys yes. and i was assured a porn star size penis by doing this one simple trick.
@carl669 which trick, so i can practice?
@Yoda_Daenerys You mean the super-not-so-secret email that you want to be goated for all of 2017?
Absofuckinglutely!
@narfcake umm, hello, are you there? YES? what? im sorry it seems to be breaking up…
/youtube bad connection
@Yoda_Daenerys Seriously? Like I’d know? (grin). I haven’t gotten one since April 2014 or something (that might of been the one I luckily missed the pallet of broken TV’s due to where I was bunking and so turned it down when I was flagged to give them my actual mailing address)… Been a robot enough times I have, sadly, quit even trying.
@carl669 I have a secret for making my penis 9 inches long… i just fold it in half.
/giphy rim shot
Oh don’t do this to me!! I know I won’t get it if it comes up tonight, it is not in the stars.
/giphy worried and anxious
@conandlibrarian ok, i’ll ask them to hold of, but i can’t promise a date, what’s your preference?
@Yoda_Daenerys 12/25/16, around 9:47 am pacific would be good.
Thanks!
@Yoda_Daenerys thanks for getting them to reschedule it! I will put it on my calendar for 12/25/16.
@conandlibrarian no worries, anything for one of our favorite aMeh.rican or Meh.xican Meh.tizens
They stopped doing Fukus.
I’ve been waiting for Monday’s item for a week. Coincidentally though, it happens to be Cyber Monday.
@PlacidPenguin Thank you. I came here to announce the long-gone fuku. Long Live Fuko.
@PlacidPenguin
a) stopped for how long?
II) is monday to monday still a weak?
/giphy week soup
@Yoda_Daenerys
@PlacidPenguin it’s an inter-webz hoaks, i checked urban thesaurus…
@Yoda_Daenerys
It’s a weak week.
well you got that one wrong, would you like to guess another date?
@lajivzy giv a gal a break
The site has been slow as shit at the changeover for the past 4 or 5 days. Most be about time for one.
@medz
In that case, stay away from Meh on Dec 8th…
why you do this to me dimi
I heard they were going to do one, then they saw this thread. Thanks a lot @PlacidPenguin
@Pantheist
You are welcome.
So yeah way to go there Nostradamus. That’ll teach ya.
Never gonna be Fuku Mon, never gonna be Fuku Mon… damn, Hamilton is stuck in my brain, and everything gets run through a hip-hop synthesizer.
@OldCatLady did you get tix?
@Yoda_Daenerys Oh HAYULL no. The album is on YouTube. Legally. Here’s ‘My Shot.’
It has its own channel, too. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKhSqWRvBtjlivrs_xeT5aQ
While there aren’t any fukubukuros for Cyber Monday there appears to be a bunch of Wootoffs. If you’re into that kind of thing.
@heartny Catshirt at catshirtswoot. That’s what matters.
@narfcake Love the cat shirt. Thinking about getting today’s.
/8ball Should @heartny buy today’s catshirt?
Yes definitely
OP got f’d in the a.
You paged me FOR THIS?!?
/giphy banhammer
@ELUNO You? (someone) has used this before against me… calling cheating to reuse…
@Kidsandliz
/giphy banhammer to you as well!
@ELUNO
@PlacidPenguin That is definitely a banhammered charmander.