Cinoclav's Field of 32 Day 29
9What a long, strange trip it’s been. But here we are, kicking off the Fanfuckingtastic Four. Needless to say, we obviously have two of our all time favorites in Power Banks and Meh T-Shirts. How else would they have gotten here? Unless there’s some behind the scenes conspiracy where you’ve all contrived a plan to drive me insane (okay, more insane) by picking one item that absolutely no one likes and pushing it into the finals. No, you wouldn’t do that. Not because I don’t believe you wouldn’t, but because I really didn’t give you enough time to do so with springing this little tournament on you from Day 1 four whole weeks ago. I had a couple of ideas I was contemplating when it appeared I was doomed happily chosen to be the next goat. They included this tournament, which I originally conceived as a field of 64 but that would have meant multiple votes each day. There was the possibility of a daily ‘Caption the Photo’ bit, which honestly would have been a lot less work than this. ‘This Day in History’ crossed my mind, sort of like @tinamarie1974’s daily holiday posts. I would have included birthdays in that post just for some added useless information. I even considered turning this into some sort of actual prize based contest but I really would have had to announced it with enough time for you to fill out the brackets and post them. That would have meant scoring them and well, I’m a goat and goats can’t count. So just consider yourself all winners (or losers) regardless of how it turns out. Hell, even if I was going to give away something, I’d probably never get around to mailing it. That’s the meh way. (Uhh, someone still owes me a prize box… ahem.)
Day 28 wasn’t much of a surprise. Knives doubled up the Headphones, 26 to 13. I’m sure in an alternate universe the Headphones would have come out on top, but in our realm they didn’t have much of a chance. I do wonder if the Earbud lovers continued to vote for sound transmitting headpieces or if they switched their loyalty to the Knives. Regardless, in just one more day the Knives will be back to face Bubba Bottles. In the meantime, I for one am supremely interested in today’s matchup. This is almost a battle of the brain vs. the heart. Do we go with the sensible and useful Power Banks, or do we vote for the sentimental favorite Meh T-Shirts? In 24 hours we’ll know which organ rules the majority. (No people, regardless of what you think we’re not going with a third organ option.)
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Power Banks!
Meh T-Shirts!
Hmmm …
/image pondering cat
@narfcake I literally had no doubt which one you’d choose.
Here’s your current bracket.
Nice topic photo Clavvy!
@therealjrn Subliminal message.
@cinoclav @therealjrn
I came through the last round 4-0, so my last bracket is holding. The early votes from the absentees in vermont and maine show power banks with a small lead, but once the heartland (where T-shirts, wet, torn or otherwise, are appreciated) starts to come in, the true leader will emerge.
Hey so … If Meh shirts win, can a Meh shirt sale be arranged? I’m down a couple and could use to replenish the supply.
If not that, how about a @cinoclav goat shirt? Perhaps sent out to all VMP members to wear in pride?
(In all seriousness though, Meh shirts would be good. Just not sparkly this time)
@nolrak have you checked out mediocritee.com?
@nolrak I think your OG VMP status means free shipping applies to all mediocre sites.
@nolrak No worries, if you ordered the last ones you’ll notice they’re not very sparkly anyway.
Oh…pretty close race so far!
Saying no to shirts, until they offer a better neckline for women!!
/giphy deep- v t-shirt
@tinamarie1974 Is that how you undress? I’m not sure if I’m turned on or scared.
@cinoclav not how I undress, no. If someone were to undress for me in that manner I would not be opposed
@cinoclav @tinamarie1974 I’d be opposed, that would be a waste of a perfectly good Meh shirt
Power banks all the way! Who wouldn’t like to see the women of Meh in something like this!!
@tinamarie1974 Then again, if you vote for T-shirts, and they win, you might get your wish.
@mike808 nope, trust is earned not given. I need to see the proof before I will accept it
@tinamarie1974
@cinoclav A million times YES!!! That is all I want! Is that asking too much!!!
@cinoclav @tinamarie1974 I stand corrected – this shirt being removed in that fashion would not, in fact, be a waste of a perfectly good Meh shirt
@cinoclav @nolrak nope! It would mean that the shirt served its purpose well.
@cinoclav @tinamarie1974 Wait, this is a photo of @tinamarie1974? wow!
@cinoclav @nolrak haha, not me! My boobs would look much better in that shirt
@cinoclav @nolrak @tinamarie1974 The powerbank vote was holding its own until Tits McGee here showed up
@cinoclav @nolrak @therealjrn son of a bitch! That is the opposite of my point.
@cinoclav @therealjrn @tinamarie1974
ahem.
(mumblemumble threadisworthlesswithoutpics mumble)
@cinoclav @nolrak @therealjrn Not gonna happen buddy. I don’t share my pics with anyone. Sorry, not sorry!
@cinoclav @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 They’ve yet to manage to get a picture of me, the cameras keep breaking
@cinoclav @nolrak @therealjrn @tinamarie1974 it’s not so much the size than how you wear them … guess that goes for most body parts. I’d say those are being worn well …
/giphy you wear it well
I see we’re voting with the heart so far.
@cinoclav Not the body part I’d expect people to vote with around here
@nolrak
Yeah, I already thought about that.
@cinoclav did not RTF post … busted
Oopsie, I didn’t get to vote last night, but the Right Team won.