[Back to School] A Lego Version of YOU (/showme what you got)
3Lego Irk up there seems to be a hit. Let’s put @mediocrebot to work and see if we can’t create Lego versions of the forum members.
Use /showme and see how close you can get to a miniature plastic you.
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/showme an image of myself as a Lego minifigure. I should have yellow skin, casual dress, brown hair. I should be working on a laptop doing writing work and surrounded by an assortment of daily deal retail products, including some reusable yellow grocery bags with “IRK” on the side and random silly things inside.
@jouest Impressive that it knows that face masks and electric toothbrushes are typical daily deal items!
Do you wear glasses?
@Kyeh we do feed and train the robots. no glasses. just a writing nerd trope I guess.
/showme an image of myself as a Lego minifig. I should be female, have yellow skin, floral tattoos on my right arm, tank top and jeans with red shoulder length hair in a reverse bob. I should be working in a woodshop surrounded by an assortment of sawdust, art, plants, wood, paint and large macines including some reusable bags with “IRK” on the side and random silly things like fish heads and piñatas inside. Also large cup of coffee in hand.
@mediocrebot Brava!
wrong arm for tattoos but it’s pretty bloody spot on.
@mediocrebot @sillyheathen dang, well done.
@jouest @mediocrebot @sillyheathen Very cool! I bet you want that minifig!
@jouest @Kyeh @mediocrebot I do! The Englishman got me a Funko version of myself but with my natural dirty blonde hair and not the red I’ve rocked for years which made me laugh. Maybe it’s time to ditch the dye. Though methinks there will be more grey than blonde in there now.
/showme an image of myself as a Lego minifigure balloon dog. I am working from home at my desk using my laptop, in my jammies, drinking a chocolate smoothie. I am in a Teams meeting, so I have earbuds in my ears. I am surrounded by cute tchotchkes.
@heartny A centaur balloon dog! Awfully cute, though.
Lego actually made one of me after my bicycle accident.
@yakkoTDI Banana for scale?
/showme a picture of myself as a tired network support engineer sitting in an uncomfortable office chair watching five screens of network information, at least half of them showing red alerts and warnings about the evil Lord Business monopolizing all the bandwidth in his latest ponzi scheme
poop.
forgot the lego part and got interrupted so can’t delete it…
@duodec
/showme a picture of myself as a lego minifigure that is a tired network support engineer sitting in an uncomfortable office chair watching five screens of network information, at least half of them showing red alerts and warnings about the evil Lord Business monopolizing all the bandwidth in his latest ponzi scheme
@duodec @jouest
“Lord Buginess” is great!
/showme a picture of myself as a lego figure of a tired network support engineer sitting in an uncomfortable office chair watching five screens of network information, at least half of them showing red alerts and warnings about the evil Lord Business monopolizing all the bandwidth in his latest ponzi scheme
not too bad.
/showme a picture of myself as a lego figure of a very happy purple dinosaur who is singing, dancing and probably drinking something from an orange Meh mug.
The /showme command is a member feature. Join membership to try it out.
@mediocrebot Crap, I’ll have to go to my super secret identity.
/showme a picture of myself as a lego figure of a very happy purple dinosaur who is singing, dancing and probably drinking something from an orange Meh mug.
@mediocrebot That is so ugly. Thank you!
@barnabee @mediocrebot
I think it’s cute!
@Kyeh Have you been sneaking sips from my orange mug?
@barnabee @Kyeh @mediocrebot I concur. It’s adorable!
@Barney Hmmm, so that’s not coffee in the orange mug, eh?
@Kyeh @sillyheathen Nooooo…
@Kyeh I don’t drink coffee.
@Barney Ahhhhh. Well, cheers!
/showme as a lego schooner captain on a 120 foot schooner under full sail with four kitty cats on board, a pirate flag, and a cannon shooting out smoke
@mediocrebot hmm you had some trouble with this one for sure. And you can’t count either. At least lego fingers came out OK even though you are sexist and presume pirate captains are male.
@Kidsandliz @mediocrebot What’s one more cat? You should get a redo with a female captain. There WERE famous female pirates, after all.
@Kyeh I did a redo below still 5 cats and the ship is all wrong but overall it is better than this one.
@mediocrebot And a schooner has two masts not one.
/showme as a lego minifig of a woman mechanic trying to replace the timing belt on a PT Cruiser while five cats insist on helping
Rats. Didn’t get the “Lego minifig” in there on the first attempt, and it didn’t regen on the edit.
/showme as a lego minifig of a woman mechanic trying to replace the timing belt on a PT Cruiser while five cats insist on helping
@mediocrebot you definitely don’t know how to count. I asked for 4 cats and got 5, here 5 cats were asked for and you gave 6 of them twice.
@Kidsandliz @mediocrebot
Well - or five and a half?!
@Kyeh @mediocrebot Or maybe that is a gray cat with a yellow tail and the other yellow tail and rear part of the body is actually a sitting down cat number 7 behind the gray one.
@mediocrebot About the first image, I would never have tried to do that by dropping the transmission first.
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh Cat6 is invisible; it’s inside the wall.
@Kidsandliz @werehatrack So then what’s the orange creature on the roof behind the gray cat?
@Kyeh @werehatrack well it could be a cat on it’s back with it’s feet in the air…
@Kidsandliz @werehatrack
We’ll call it that.
/showme as a female lego schooner captain behind the wheel of a 120 foot schooner which is under full sail with four kitty cats on board, a pirate flag, and a cannon shooting out smoke there are dolphins and whales swimming along side and breaching.
@mediocrebot This is an improvement over the previous one. but still 5 cats not 4 and the bow sprit is off the bow of the boat not the side, the wheel is in the back of the boat not the front and the smoke comes out of the end of the cannon not the middle of it, the pirate flag filled with wind would be facing the other direction - not forward, and the forward mast needs another gaff sail but the sea looks mostly good except the one whale…
I think showme must not have been asked to show much in the way of schooners in the past. At least it has lego hands/fingers right so that is progress.
@Kidsandliz That one’s pretty good!
Ew, I didn’t see the black cat at first; it’s weird.
@Kyeh And one of the yellow cats is missing an ear.
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh can’t unsee this now.
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh For the ship and sailing inaccuracies, I assume it was just trained on Hollywood data. Pirates of the Caribbean famously has magical ships that bring their own wind:
That’s to balance out the extremely long tail it grew instead.
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh @xobzoo I thought those were Cheetos…
/showme a cat as a Lego minifig that is working on computers.
(But I iz not a cat.)
@narfcake I want one of those minifigs!
@Kyeh I wonder if there’s a 3D print file of a cat head for a minifig …
@narfcake Oh, good thought!
@narfcake It needs a meh logo on the front
@narfcake you might be a cat!!
@narfcake
@jouest–ssshhhhh.
@Kyeh @narfcake i’m sure there is
(source: an 11YO who is into such things)
@heartny Okay.
@jouest At the very least, I refuse to identify as an orange tabby. I’m pretty sure I have more than one shared braincell.
/showme a calico cat as a Lego minifig that is wearing a shirt that says “meh” in italics and is working on computers.
@heartny @jouest @narfcake Oh, I like that one even better.
@jouest @narfcake
@narfcake @xobzoo I hate that he found out this way.
1: I am not a member, so I can’t do this, and 2: I do not think that the AI could turn me into a Lego Minifigure. But MY COUSIN gets a WIND-UP-TOY OF HIMSELF:
WHY DOES HE GET TO BE FAMOUS???
Okay. A Lego version of a rockblossom
(also known as a mountain dandelion):
/showme as a Lego minifig in a cowboy hat cooking on a grill getting ready to catch a boomerang for no particular reason with a lego helicopter in the back that is throwing lego turkeys out that can’t fly. Big WKRP logo
@mediocrebot Ok… that works
/showme a lego capnjb with cowboy boots and a cowboy hat using his guitar case as a suitcase while at an expensive hotel while fooling people into thinking he is a famous country singer
@capnjb so if you look in a mirror did mediocrebot get it right?
@Kidsandliz Pretty dang close
@Kidsandliz @yakkoTDI And it almost got Peacock Alley correct
It’s where they serve high tea. 
@Kidsandliz @yakkoTDI And to be honest I did geek out a little bit when I saw that they had robot vacuum cleaners
We’ll probably see these on Meh in 10 years 
@mediocrebot boomerang was an important touch.