Ask Irk: Using This Series As A Vehicle For Not-So-Great Come-On Lines?

mediocrebot had a video to watch said Sun, Feb 22nd 2015 at 11:59pm ET

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Thumperchick said Mon, Feb 23rd 2015 at 12:01am ET:

"Girls are not for winning."

Look at Irk being wise and insightful.

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- @Thumperchick Winner don't use girls?
  
  gribgrabnarflab said Mon, Feb 23rd 2015 at 12:17am ET
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ThatsHeadly said Mon, Feb 23rd 2015 at 12:11am ET:

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls, that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time I want girls

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- @Headly
  
  JonT said Mon, Feb 23rd 2015 at 2:32am ET
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- @JonT not a Beastie Boy fan?
  
  ThatsHeadly said Mon, Feb 23rd 2015 at 9:54am ET
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- @Headly ok that was stupid. Dork.
  
  ThatsHeadly said Mon, Feb 23rd 2015 at 10:22am ET
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JonT said Mon, Feb 23rd 2015 at 11:09am ET:

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KevinKevin said Mon, Feb 23rd 2015 at 2:52pm ET:

Thanks Irk for the advice! Told her she was not a grand slam and will not do romantic gestures anymore so now she is leaving to go stay with her mother for a while. She's already moved on to some guy name Deforce Loiyer. Now I will no longer be a hanger-on!

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- @KevinTJ Man, you made a lot of progress with this girl since the 9th.
  
  darksaber99999 said Mon, Feb 23rd 2015 at 4:01pm ET
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- @darksaber99999 @KevinTJ moves quickly.
  
  JonT said Mon, Feb 23rd 2015 at 4:18pm ET
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- @KevinTJ There's nothing wrong with the occasional grand slam.
  
  AlohaSnackbar said Wed, Feb 25th 2015 at 10:14pm ET
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birdspanker said Tue, Feb 24th 2015 at 1:06am ET:

Sweet Say Anything/Pretty in Pink references. I am convinced.

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- I love purple.
  
  Barney said Tue, Feb 24th 2015 at 4:45pm ET
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- @Barney so does Irk based on his backdrop
  
  AlohaSnackbar said Wed, Feb 25th 2015 at 10:12pm ET
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- @AlohaSnackbar Great minds! Um, maybe not.
  
  Barney said Wed, Feb 25th 2015 at 10:36pm ET
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