April Fool's 2017 (Continuously Updated)

@someRiverNoise
No Deluxe Texas Air version of the keyboard?

I sense a market opportunity …

@f00l
The Google Maps thing is great. Unfortunately, I’m at the dead end of a country road that goes off the map to the east. No intersections.

Ms Pacman isn’t doing so well.

You can move the map, you @f00l

@haydesigner
I like failure too much to do that.

@shortman I assure you that april fools jokes are mobile ready.

@jqubed Pretty good price for a Swim Desk. The rest of that stuff, well…
An $80 sleeping bag? Nah, not even a fake one.

@jqubed I got a nice laugh at the “Shazaam starring Sinbad” and Where’s Barb book

@jqubed I want the bicycle horn of gondor

@CaptAmehrican Yes! I need a horn for my wheelchair, and that would be perfect. I hope they decide to make them.

@narfcake ooh, Swedish meatball eye mask.

@narfcake Is there anyone that didn’t think of you first when they saw this?

@ACraigL No. People who have never heard of him wondered why they found themselves shouting @narfcake! at midnight. Many called their religious leaders because of it.

@ACraigL oooh!

@ACraigL after getting text books in my only BOC I’ve ever gotten, I’m pretty hesitant to try for another.
Does anyone ever get anything decent?

@RiotDemon yes … more than a few times … the value of my BOC was 100x what I paid for it

@RiotDemon I’ve tracked the BOC values over the years (based on actual prices, not MSRP), here’s my outlook:

That big antenna is when I got my mega-crap from dock-gate.

@ACraigL BOC available again!

@ACraigL Worked just now; 11:20 AM EST. I searched ‘boc’ but probably anything would work. Thanks, I think.

@RiotDemon Yes, once I came home to find a brand new 32" HDTV on my porch. It’s still going strong. That was a ‘Letter’ BOC, though.

@OldCatLady That was the legendary BOC

@Pantheist this is actually pretty funny

@Pantheist 48 minutes long too!

I gave it 5 stars.